SecondEdition wrote:And a movie I want to see, which is legendarily incompetent, gauche, and so sidesplittingly awful that Lester Bangs described it this way (paraphrased): "In 500 years, anthropologists will find this movie and say, "This was trash!"

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

It's supposed to be stunning.

coach wrote:The "best" of the shitty movies so far has been "Stayin' Alive," the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever." It came out 6 years after the first movie, and was directed (and co-written!) by Sylvester Stallone. Frank Stallone is all over the soundtrack, and appears gratuitously in the movie as well.

Man, I just can't help but laugh watching men dance in big productions. The drama, the passion, the headbands -- and the hideously bulging crotches. Parody cannot do the real thing justice.

And Tall Chris and I started a new band during the movie -- "Face Anus," named for Travolta's insanely puckered chin.

slowriot wrote:watched "Battle Royale" a few nights ago. for the most part, an enjoyable film.

watched "Battle Royale 2" a few nights later. oh my god, was that the worst fucking film i've seen in some time.

SecondEdition wrote:And a movie I want to see, which is legendarily incompetent, gauche, and so sidesplittingly awful that Lester Bangs described it this way (paraphrased): "In 500 years, anthropologists will find this movie and say, "This was trash!"

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

It's supposed to be stunning.

Braden wrote:Incredible! I found Lionman on VHS a couple years ago at a garage sale for $0.50

Best $0.50 I've ever spent.

If enough people were interested I may be persuaded to transfer this title to DVD!