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" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:30 pm
by MisterX_Archive
"Mr. Nanny" featuring Hulk Hogan is pretty good. David Johansen of the New York Dolls plays the villain with some really memorable lines. "Junior" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito is also awesome. Arnold impregnates himself and hilarity ensues.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:42 pm
by WoundedFoot_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:And a movie I want to see, which is legendarily incompetent, gauche, and so sidesplittingly awful that Lester Bangs described it this way (paraphrased): "In 500 years, anthropologists will find this movie and say, "This was trash!"
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
It's supposed to be stunning.
I own this film. It was a great MST3K episode. The film sans robots making fun of it the whole time borders on cinematic torture. Wow... this film is wretched. Billed as the first "Monster Musical". BAD cinematography, BAD acting (the director had the starring role), BAD lighting, BAD effects, its cheese/camp entertainment value and sheer ridiculousness are really all it has going for it.
I'd say Manos is worse though.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:34 pm
by tallchris_Archive
coach wrote:The "best" of the shitty movies so far has been "Stayin' Alive," the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever." It came out 6 years after the first movie, and was directed (and co-written!) by Sylvester Stallone. Frank Stallone is all over the soundtrack, and appears gratuitously in the movie as well.
Man, I just can't help but laugh watching men dance in big productions. The drama, the passion, the headbands -- and the hideously bulging crotches. Parody cannot do the real thing justice.
And Tall Chris and I started a new band during the movie -- "Face Anus," named for Travolta's insanely puckered chin.
Thank you guys for bumping this thread. Its been a while since Coach and I (and our respective significant others) have had a Shitty Movie Night.
Recently we did watch this "movie":
Holy fuck, that was shitty. Worth it to for the line "Do I look like I'm in a fucking coma?".
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:57 am
by Piasek_Archive
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:27 am
by 0K CYB0RG_Archive
slowriot wrote:watched "Battle Royale" a few nights ago. for the most part, an enjoyable film.
watched "Battle Royale 2" a few nights later. oh my god, was that the worst fucking film i've seen in some time.
I have been very frightened to attempt watching the "sequel"....
I recommend "Pumpkinhead" as a bad movie. I watched this because I love the awesomeness that is LANCE HENRIKSEN---a trained method actor who does almost nothing but B-horror shite. Even with him in it I couldn't bear this trash...This might have been mentioned before--I haven't combed through all the pages of posts. If so, I second it.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:31 am
by timpickens_Archive
OK CYBORG, have you seen the movie I'm a Cyborg, but that's OK?
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:18 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:And a movie I want to see, which is legendarily incompetent, gauche, and so sidesplittingly awful that Lester Bangs described it this way (paraphrased): "In 500 years, anthropologists will find this movie and say, "This was trash!"
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
It's supposed to be stunning.
I am an ENORMOUS Ray Dennis Steckler aka Wolfgang Schmidt aka Cash Flagg aka whatever fan. If you enjoyed "Incredibly Strange Creatures" you should definitely check out "Blood Shack" aka "Curse of the Evil Spirit" aka "The Chooper." It's one of my favourite b-movies of all time.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:25 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
Braden wrote:Incredible! I found Lionman on VHS a couple years ago at a garage sale for $0.50
Best $0.50 I've ever spent.
If enough people were interested I may be persuaded to transfer this title to DVD!
I would be interested. I think that one can purchase the DVD nowadays, but all the copies are from Australia and it's pretty expensive what with the shipping and such. I'm guessing that at least 10 of my friends would purchase a DVD copy.
There is a Lionman Appreciation Society on Facebook! My ex- found it last week and sent me an invite to cheer me up after I was fired from my job.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:33 am
by Schaal_Archive
Take your pick from this list (minus Dazed & Confused of course):
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000190/
My personal favorite being
Tiptoes though I hear
Reign of Fire is great for non-stop homoerotic McConaughey on Bale action set to CGI dragon fighting.
Tiptoes really needs to be seen though. I cannot describe how headscratchingly bad it is. David Allen Grier gets it on with a sexy dwarf! Worth the price of admission alone.
And since Matthew McC is rumored to be playing Captain America, how could we forget ANY of the 1980's attempts at translating Marvel Comics characters to the big (but usually direct-to-video) screen.
" Shitty Movie Night" -- Suggestions?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:33 am
by Ace_Archive
I re-watched Labrynth with my friend today. I think I still don't know if it's crap or not. What's the consensus of the board?
Plus side: Muppets, jennifer connolly
Neg side: David Bowie in spandex, sheer ridiculousness of everything in the movie
