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2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:02 am
by Heeby Jeeby_Archive
j_harvey wrote:Heeby Jeeby wrote:That website is pretty funny. They promise 'legendary flushing performance' for their 'demanding and discriminating' customer.
I think this translates in to a powerful flush and suck function for those customers fond of leaving tremendous loads behind them.
They also promise to 'enhance the human experience'.
For so many years I've been ignorant of the true possibilities available when taking a shit.
Read up on their Neorest 5000 if you want to learn the true possibilities. It's a completely hands-free toilet. You don't even have to open or shut the lid...Neorest does it all.
You never told me you changed jobs.
The Neorest is incredible alright. No tank, no rim, remote control activated, they don't even want you to call it a toilet but will tolerate it 'if you must'. Its like taking a shit in the future...now!
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:04 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:09 am
by jimmy spako_Archive
1. the fostex 160
2. stabilo point 88 fine 0.4
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:16 am
by Adam I_Archive
Opinel knives. For kitchen use, garden use, camping use, piracy etc.
Neutrogena hand cream. For post-piracy dry hands.
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:31 am
by j_harvey_Archive
Heeby Jeeby wrote:Its like taking a shit in the future...now!
You seem to have a knack for writing copy. We might have a position available for you on our sales team!
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:37 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:51 am
by Sister_Ray_Archive
Old Jamaica Ginger Beer is the shit! You have good taste.
2 Products You Unconditionally Endorse
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:54 am
by sunset_gun_Archive
Converse All-Stars
And ibuprophen (the best drug ever)
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:59 am
by The MayorofRockNRoll_Archive
Chocolate Wasabi peas
Boulevard Bully Porter
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:03 am
by jermwelfare_Archive
1. Vans oldskool low tops
2. Olympia beer
2.5 weed
