Parkers are absolutely beautiful guitars.

GuyLaCroix wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2024 11:21 am Parkers are absolutely beautiful guitars.

:namedrop: I spent a day with Larry Fishman a couple weeks ago and somehow went on and on about Parker before realizing he had a hand in it. He's great!

Parkers are ugly in an ergonomic way. It all works but it has the vibe of an expensive office chair.

Also they're very much designed to be worn high up, nah?

Ace K wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2024 12:58 am Parkers are ugly in an ergonomic way. It all works but it has the vibe of an expensive office chair.

Ha! Brilliant.

yeah, every parker I've touched performed and felt great. I don't know if I've ever plugged one in, though.

Kinda ugly, but a bit insect-y, which is cool.

https://reverb.com/item/64728508-bluebe ... ne-pickups

Reportedly once owned by the Memaw of Al Cisneros

I don’t see a lot of good coming from anybody in a top hat

This grifter is selling these pieces of crap for 1500.



The signed ones are 11,500 and already sold out. One born every minute.

On a brighter note:

Gibson Sends Cease-and-Desist to Company Behind Trump-Endorsed Guitars

Aggressively "patriotic" guitars are nothing new.

That might be the first time someone's gone through the trouble of crafting a MAGA fretboard, though.

Rails against china, tarriffs to 'bring back jobs', and every single time his merch is made in China - and his supporters buy the shit out of it. It's really amazing - makes me want to start a right wing grift.