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Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:31 pm
by bigc
I've been in the throes of marital separation for two years now. The thought of having sex feels like a distant memory. And don't get me started on whether or not I'll ever be loved.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:18 pm
by Lu Zwei
bigc wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:31 pm
I've been in the throes of marital separation for two years now. The thought of having sex feels like a distant memory. And don't get me started on whether or not I'll ever be loved.
Dude, not helping!
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:40 pm
by Dave N.
PASTA wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 3:59 pm
Dave N. wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 11:58 am
My lady shakes the house when she sneezes. I’ve decided that the loudness of the “bless you” should be proportionate with the sneeze being blessed.
This seems completely logical
Update. This isn’t working out so well. It leads to a debate every time.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:44 pm
by Gramsci
So now I’m wondering if sneeze volume is nature or nurture because my lady sneezes like a cat. Tiny little choo choos, but lots in a row.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:02 pm
by Frankie99
Dave N. wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:40 pm
PASTA wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 3:59 pm
Dave N. wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 11:58 am
My lady shakes the house when she sneezes. I’ve decided that the loudness of the “bless you” should be proportionate with the sneeze being blessed.
This seems completely logical
Update. This isn’t working out so well. It leads to a debate every time.
#teamDaveN'slady.
WE CAN'T HELP IT.
Get your metamucil, grandma.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:47 pm
by jimmy spako
I guess now we're going to have to deal with Dave Grohl popping up as a talking head in all our future favorite lovechild documentaries.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2024 2:47 am
by Dave N.
I wish FM Steve recorded Orgasmitron
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2024 3:20 am
by A_Man_Who_Tries
Dave N. wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2024 2:47 am
I wish FM Steve recorded
Orgasmitron
Man, that's a nice thought.
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 6:45 pm
by losthighway
If you see a sign for a local politician that lists "Proud Italian American" what are the odds that they might be a racist?
Re: What are you thinking right this second?
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 6:58 pm
by jfv
losthighway wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2024 6:45 pm
If you see a sign for a local politician that lists "Proud Italian American" what are the odds that they might be a racist?
Pretty damn likely!