owen wrote:Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for...
Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and
I don't want him working...
[in the next room, Homer sees a sexy chorus girl doing a fan
dance]
...so...late....that...
Belle: Oh, I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.
Homer: [trancelike] Yes, everyone loves rules.
Belle: It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs
and the drugs.
Homer: Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs.

hahahaha.


This reminds me of the episode were Bart has a crush on the reverend's daughter.

They pull up to church and Bart hear's a beautiful girl's voice singing from inside the church he says some shit like "she even sings like an angel too" and when they walk into church it's Flanders singing.

Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all....nothing at all.
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.



[Flanders wakes up, gasping]
Maude: What's the matter, Ned?
Flanders: I...I think I hate Homer Simpson.
[Homer wakes up, gasping]
Homer: Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel! No, wait, I find him informative and witty. G'nite.



Homer: Hello…my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal worker: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know…



Burns: Damn it, Smithers, this isn't rocket science - it's brain surgery!



Oh, the one where Flanders and Burns are going to the secret laboratory in the mansion and it's a take off of Batman sliding down the poles to the bat cave, and after all the trouble they go through to get down there, a flimsy screen door is left open and a dog is in there. Burns groans rolling his eyes and kicks out the dog and slams the door. So great this moment.



Ralphie: Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!



Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?




Smokey the Bear Animitron: Only who can prevent forest fires?
[Bart presses the You button] You have selected You, referring to me. The correct answer is Me, referring to you.




House of Evil clerk: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with your choice of free toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Clerk: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. [Several seconds of silence...] That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

AnthonyVillalobos wrote:

slowriot wrote:i took some photos at the one in burbank.

my aunt in Australia has saved a six pack of beer that came out early in the 90's under the name "Duff". Of course it was pulled off the shelves the second Fox heard of that. I want to try some but she won't let me crack any open.

It tasted like shit. We used to drink it when it first came out (and cause we were 15, you didn't think of saving any cause they will take it off the market). It was really cheap.

[Burns observes Bart's tank rampage through binoculars]
Burns: Smithers, we're at war!
Smithers: I'll begin profiteering, sir.
Burns: And hoarding! Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!

I don't have the time to go through the whole thread.

I don't remember what the episode was about, but it aired sometime after the new gold-dollars were made and had already flopped.

I believe it's Homer who opens the door to Moe's and Moe is seen holding his shotgun in this guy's face screaming, "Yeah get the Hell outta' here! And take ya' Sacagawea dollars wit' ya!"

DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces!
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces!
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces!

Chorus sings: "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders..."

Homer: "Not me!"

Chorus: "Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders..."

&


Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

And just about anything Ralph Wiggum says is golden...

"Super Nintendo Chalmers"

"Me fail English??? That's unpossible"

"Was President Lincoln OK?"

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end"

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever"

MWilke wrote:It's not really a stolen joke though. That's just the same reference of "Back to the Future." References are to humor are similar to what fast food is to cuisine. You're criticizing Burger King for ripping off McDonalds.

Uh, no.

It's sad that The Simpsons has resorted to ripping off jokes from Family Guy, an entire show ripped off from The Simpsons.

One of my favorite Simpsons moments was from waaay back in season 10.

Homer became obsessed with Thomas Edison and decided to emulate him to the smallest detail, including sleeping in the nude. He is lying awake in bed and has an epiphany, so he runs to the window, throws it open and shouts, "I AM AN INVENTOR!!!"

Out on the sidewalk, that guy with the sarcastic voice walks into view and replies, "Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants."