Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

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djimbe wrote:Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.The oddness of the headline has nothing to do with it ax-throwing bars being wild and everything to do with them being twee and bougie.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

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Clyde wrote:djimbe wrote:Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.The oddness of the headline has nothing to do with it ax-throwing bars being wild and everything to do with them being twee and bougie.It is totally twee and bougie, but one opened here in Seattle, and not for nothing, but I had a lot of fun.

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