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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:00 pm
by djimbe_Archive
Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:00 pm
by Clyde_Archive
djimbe wrote:Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.The oddness of the headline has nothing to do with it ax-throwing bars being wild and everything to do with them being twee and bougie.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:00 pm
by lumpenprole_Archive
Clyde wrote:djimbe wrote:Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.The oddness of the headline has nothing to do with it ax-throwing bars being wild and everything to do with them being twee and bougie.It is totally twee and bougie, but one opened here in Seattle, and not for nothing, but I had a lot of fun.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:00 pm
by kokorodoko_Archive
Greek Orthodox Church deacon arrrested for ˜trafficking human bones
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:00 pm
by Sid Hartha_Archive
The Onion, 2015:https://www.theonion.com/guantanamo-bay ... 1819578153NY Times, 2019:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/27/us/p ... -care.html
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 7:00 pm
by total_douche_Archive
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... 270444001/FREEDOM GAS.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 7:00 pm
by wes9_Archive
Lenny Kravitz Designed a $24K Leica with Faux Python Skin
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 7:00 pm
by jbar_Archive
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/slipkn ... e-singing/
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:00 pm
by A_Man_Who_Tries_Archive
Into the Void wrote:Lenny Kravitz Designed a $24K Leica with Faux Python SkinAre you gonna faux my Lei?
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:00 pm
by Anthony Flack_Archive
It always surprises me when I am reminded that Lenny Kravitz is apparently a successful going concern as a celebrity figure and not living the life of a burned out one-hit-wonder from the 1990s that he surely, um... is?