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Was reading about some stupid thing called Bloghouse on Resident Advisor which led me to unfortunately recall Witch House - which had nothing to do with house - which led me to remember Salem. Terrible band. I had to see if this oldie was still online



went through the comments and someone mentioned he's now dating Lana Del Rey which is unsurprising...
Learned way too much about Mr. Dad Jeans tonight. Tailor them shits! Looks like a denim waterfall.

Oh yeah, Salem is a real "that's it" moment.

yngwie einstein wrote: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:44 pm Look at this shit heel with blond hair.

Also from Hard Times:

New Evidence Suggests Monkey from “Shock the Monkey” and Monkey from “Monkey Gone to Heaven” are Same Monkey

That cracked me up.

rsmurphy wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:16 pm Salem. Terrible band. I had to see if this oldie was still online

Is this the kind of flow you get from huffing glue? What the hell is going on with the world? He's like one of those guys who's always hanging around asking people to join his band that currently has no members, before shambling off awkwardly. He's the thanks but you're not really what we're looking for guy in auditions. The guy who spends years trying to get into the music scene without developing any discernible skills. I don't understand how this can happen.

Somebody did post this in the Youtube comments which I liked though:

This made me feel like I'm cold with wet socks on a long walk home after a horrible day. Absolutely dreadful

Anthony Flack wrote: Wed Feb 08, 2023 2:52 pm I don't understand how this can happen.

Me neither. It was like everyone woke-up one morning and there was witch house with Salem at the flagbearer. Dreadful. I can distinctly remember a discussion happening on the old forum about this abomination but I can't find a trace of it. The PRF was wildin!

Oh just fuck off. Every last bit of this is fucking awful.

https://pitchfork.com/news/richard-ayoa ... l-diaries/