WT fucking F?

Champion Rabbit wrote:WT fucking F?

It looks evil, but it's really a bunny yawning. You can sleep ok now.

You think you've got it bad when your girlfriend hauls you around IKEA? My wife WORKS there. Also, ANY time that either of our parents come to visit, they always want to go to IKEA. The place drives me batty.

-As for their furniture, they've got a new line that uses solid wood instead of the particle board...
-They've got some very soft stuffed rats, which is very cool...
-Their breakfasts are stupid-cheap, and not really that bad...
-My wife is making some pretty good cash ($18 canadian per hour.)

Not Crap, But I now refuse to go there if at all possible.

Whenever I go to Ikea I'm always looking for the suicide help desk which, it seems, should be just around the next corner. It never is.

That place turns life into a strange and disturbing fiasco. There's a recording of birds chirping being played in the parking lot. WTF?

Gramsci wrote:....a lamp with tassles, a lamp being very cheap.

They furnished my apartment for not much money.
NOT CRAP

Swat wrote:My wife is making some pretty good cash ($18 canadian per hour.)

I will probably be buying a bed frame from your wife in the near future.

kerble wrote:

Gramsci wrote:....a lamp with tassles, a lamp being very cheap.

Fragile! It's Italian!

Not Crap.

trompuss wrote:There was a moment that I felt like a total sheep while in the store, it was fairly busy and everyone there was at least semi-hipster, or gen x'er, or whatever. Then there was me, late 30's family man grasping at the last straws of cool. But we were all their market demographic.

You were referring to Eurway, but I often feel this way at IKEA.

I try to avoid it. But the fact is that for certain things, it has what I want and is cheaper than every place else, and IKEA is far from being an evil corporation.

For example, kitchen cabinets. You can't beat their kitchen cabinets. You might try, b/c you're trying to avoid making your place look too IKEAey, but you can't beat 'em for the price.

I also like the food!

Not crap.