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run joe, run wrote:Snakes On A Plane.

We're not making the most of this. We need hundreds of threads relating to this film, this title, this idea, this concept, this...dream.

We need to write sequels, scripts, treatments...

We've been beaten to the punch, Joe.

Don't stop dreamin, though, you've inspired me...I'll keep thinking.

electrons wrote:

run joe, run wrote:Snakes On A Plane.

We're not making the most of this. We need hundreds of threads relating to this film, this title, this idea, this concept, this...dream.

We need to write sequels, scripts, treatments...

We've been beaten to the punch, Joe.

Don't stop dreamin, though, you've inspired me...I'll keep thinking.

Fuck that, we can come up with WAY better trailers than that. I mean, shit, we've already re-worked "Wingwalker" into a snake-related song, we can one-up some dude's goofy "snake with a mustache" trailer.

By the way, could Shellac just do the entire soundtrack? Imagine "Billiard Player Song" reworked as "Snake Plane Pilot Song."

A plane, and snakes to put in it...

And of course, "Snake Song."

Because they were snakes....REAL snakes! And there were thousands!

Snakes on a Plane: This Ain't Some Kind of Metaphor.

I bet if all us EA snakes took on all those other pussies from whatever board or site they think they're from, we'd destroy 'em!

I'm personally looking forward to hearing "Boche's Snake" "Snake Against Itself" and "Il Porno Snake".

But why stop there? We should try and strongarm every band we want to re-work some of their material for the OST boxset. Hell a bunch of us are all in bands aren't we?! Homework is get it into the lyrics of one of your exsisting songs, or just write a whole new song inspired by this epic monument of a movie.
The whole EA member's compilation could be comprised totally of songs titled "snakes on a plane". I'm not even kidding about this.

God damn this is REAL!

!!!

On a

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I've just got 3 words:

Snakes on a Plane 2: Electric Boogaloo

If there's not a bit in the trailer (and film) where the cabin pressure drops and the oxygen masks fall down out of the ceiling only they've been replaced by snakes I will be sorely disappointed.

And sequel titles? I can't tell if this is so crap its good or its just soooo crap:
More Snakes on a Plane

And putting a little twist on the crapness of that:
Snakes on More Planes

I was quietly hoping that Snakes on a Plane was the sequel to Snakes on a Train. Sadly I dont think such film exists.

This film has the potential to be the second best film ever made (after Die Hard of course).

Snakes on a Plane vs. Bear on a Plane

With the bear you've got size and stench to consider, but on the other hand there's only one of them.

But I'd like to see the scene where the bear is strapped in after being shot with a tranquilizer gun, but when the crew returns the seat is empty...

chuckles wrote:If there's not a bit in the trailer (and film) where the cabin pressure drops and the oxygen masks fall down out of the ceiling only they've been replaced by snakes I will be sorely disappointed.

And sequel titles? I can't tell if this is so crap its good or its just soooo crap:
More Snakes on a Plane

And putting a little twist on the crapness of that:
Snakes on More Planes

Snakes on a Space Shuttle
Snakes on the Titanic (starring Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet)
Snakes on a Senior Citizen Field Trip Bus Bound for the Casino
Snakes in the Casino

I'm looking forward to hearing aspiring young screenwriters pitch their Snakes on a Plane ripoffs to Hollywood producers: "It's like Snakes on a Plane...on a boat!"

"From the makers of Snakes On A Plane comes the smash hit of 2006..."

Snakes Down Under
Snakes And Rakes
Snakeout
Another Snakeout
The Snaking