young jodie foster?

This guy is a 100% certified thiiiigh man.
Awwwwww yay-us.

-A

The pecker.

scott wrote:young jodie foster?

Beaten to the punch yet again.

legs please! whenever a bucket is gotten, no one else can have them. it's just the way it is. breast is okay but that shit is stringy and dry to me sometimes. only thing about dark meat is the damn veins, which is nasty--but i can live with it. mmm..... tasty.

Marsupialized wrote:The Anus, of course

Heart and gizzard. Also cloaca

Back when I was in prison, one of my favorite pastimes was antagonizing my various cell-mates. A past cellie's command of the English language was poor at best. Once I was teasing Juan, claiming he was trying to seduce the local, red Kool-Aide for lipstick wearin', toilet paper augmented, derierre shakin' femme bitch. Perhaps, it was something different. Anyway, he wanted to fight me and I wasn't about to receive more time for fighting. I believe he was torn between proclaiming that I was "a piece of chit" and a "chicken". In a state of shaking red-faced rage, in his broken English he said, "You are a piece of chicken!" Much to his dismay, I found that statement and scenario hilarious.

In retrospect, I am my favorite piece of chicken.

.......what?

I like the oysters the best.

So good.