Recommend Some "Loud" Bands

Okay. A lot of the bands mentioned on this thread are really good, but seriously, who the fuck on this board has NOT heard of The Melvins, Neurosis, or Helmet? Come ooooooooooon! Give me a fucking breeeeeeeaak!

Let me run down my MP3 player and list some awesome records from the last five years that aren't by Shellac:

A-Frames "Black Forest"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope"
Akimbo "City Of The Stars"
Baseball Furies "Greater Than Ever"
Black Cross "Art Offensive" and "Widows, Bloody Widows"
The Blind Shake "Rizzograph"
Breather Resist "Charmer"
Call Me Lightning "The Trouble We're In"
Coliseum S/T
Dirtbombs "Dangerous Magical Noise"
Doomriders "Black Thunder"
Federation X "X-Patriot"
Fleshies "Kill The Dreamer's Dream" and "The Sicilian"
Japanther "Wolfenswan"
JR Ewing "Ride Paranoia" (Avoid the new one.)
Knockout Pills "1+1 = ATE"
Pig Destroyer "Terrifyer"
Planes Mistaken For Stars "Up In Them Guts"
Racetrack "City Lights" (Face melting power-pop.)
Toys That Kill "Control The Sun"
USS Horsewhip "Wants You Dead" (Blatant self-promotion.)
Wrangler Brutes "zulu"

Police Teeth: we like Void so much, we decided not to sound like them.