Mine is tonight.
At London Zoo.
I kid thee not.
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23i am being forced by my area manager to attend this year. last year i went without force and experienced my 50 year old work'mate' take her top off...
...and they preach work health and safety continuously OUTSIDE of festivities...
...and they preach work health and safety continuously OUTSIDE of festivities...
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24Champion Rabbit wrote:Cancel my crap.
If I had a pound for every time I've said that...
My work's Christmas party is next week. As I work in an office (mostly) full of 40+ year old woman they always choose some snobby 'nice' high class place where the waiters look down on you for daring to wear your Nazi Punks t-shirt. Apparently it's where Rober Plant stays when he comes to town. The food there is great (though expensive) but we don't get any of the good food. We have to order from the 'fucntions' menu where they cook up 200 plates of cold average shit.
I managed to get out of last years but they put the pressure on me this time. Plus they told me the company was paying.
placeholder wrote:I liked 'em better before they met each other. Once they wrote songs, they went to crap.
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25Walking (drunkenly) around the Bug Room at London Zoo I found myself watching two beetles doing the sexy with each other. Sixty-nine style. Is that natural?
This was the most eventful thing about the entire fucking party.
This was the most eventful thing about the entire fucking party.
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27Had mine last night.
At 12 or so we went to the supermarket as we ran out of beer and stole a shopping cart. As we were gleefully running up the road with it a wheel clamp came on.
We took it back the studio and ripped off the wheel clamp thing and now it sits in the cart dock.
I feel absolutely shit house today.
Farkin Muppets
At 12 or so we went to the supermarket as we ran out of beer and stole a shopping cart. As we were gleefully running up the road with it a wheel clamp came on.
We took it back the studio and ripped off the wheel clamp thing and now it sits in the cart dock.
I feel absolutely shit house today.
Farkin Muppets
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28jackpot!
my department has been invited for lunch at a restaurant, that is also a bar, downtown. i wish our resident burner (burning man devotee) was still working here. she'd get sloshed.
i may order a drink so long as i don't have to drive home.
maybe some absinthe, if they have it, since it's now "legal."
maybe my new short boss will say something really inappropriate...chances are he will.
my department has been invited for lunch at a restaurant, that is also a bar, downtown. i wish our resident burner (burning man devotee) was still working here. she'd get sloshed.
i may order a drink so long as i don't have to drive home.
maybe some absinthe, if they have it, since it's now "legal."
maybe my new short boss will say something really inappropriate...chances are he will.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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29Rimbaud III wrote:Mine is tonight.
At London Zoo.
I kid thee not.
does it have baboons?
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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30I was just told that I would be on the clock for the party if I went... All I would have to do is run the CD player!!!
Not going assholes... Nice try though.
Not going assholes... Nice try though.