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BadComrade wrote:My description pretty much sums the story up. If there are any details to be givin, they would have to be provided by Steve... assuming the story, as I've heard it, actually happened. There is at least one other person on this board that I can think of right now who has also heard this story, so maybe they're willing to provide more hilarious details...

In the version I heard toomanyhelicopters and badcomrade pick up a teenage asian boy at berlin and they all spend the night blowing whippits up each others ass...

itchy mcgoo wrote:This book told me to vote "crap".

It also did not explain why the "bowl of nacho chips" was "obligatory".

Ha.

There was always a bowl of nacho chips there. This being my only experience with such a thing I just assumed they were "obligatory". I'm sure I wasn't the only one dating the aforementioned female (positive, in fact). Therefore, I'm sure I wasn't the only guy eating nachos once finished with his part.

Seriously though. I've never felt so unneeded. In a good way though (never bad).

Not crap! No matter what that gae book says.

I remember having a new respect for women's sexuality. I've been married for over a year though. That "respect" might have faded a little. "Changed", even?

Either way, I couldn't care less. Them's the breaks sometimes!!

I had my chance with an old girlfriend, and a previous near girlfriend. I did not see anything good coming from it and turned it down.

I am sure this stuff works out for some people, but anyone I have observed up close has melted down what they cared about in the process. I see the appeal, and could easily paint the town white in that situation, but without an egg timer, I would have no clue where to focus my attention.

I can't deny I enjoyed this. In my instance, as with many I suspect, it makes a good story. But I do not ever need to repeat the experience, really. Once in a lifetime will suffice.

Zounds.

BadComrade wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

BadComrade wrote:My description pretty much sums the story up. If there are any details to be givin, they would have to be provided by Steve... assuming the story, as I've heard it, actually happened. There is at least one other person on this board that I can think of right now who has also heard this story, so maybe they're willing to provide more hilarious details...

In the version I heard toomanyhelicopters and badcomrade pick up a teenage asian boy at berlin and they all spend the night blowing whippits up each others ass...

Awww, come on man. You're not even trying anymore...

I know it was weak, I only had a second, I was walking out the door....at least I got the phrase 'blowing whippits up each other ass' into a post before anyone else....

Chapter Two wrote:I had a threesome with my girlfriend of a few years ago and her male friend who came up to visit us one weekend. It was one of the most amazingly sexy things I've ever experienced.
A lot of men fall for women who are really hot, and then demand that that hotness belong to them alone. I say let it loose, the part of her that wants to be a slut. It's fucking great. She'll love you for it, and if you can get your head round it you get to see the person you love be a porn queen. Fantasy Island!

Since writing this yesterday, I have completely creeped myself out with the fact that I did. It might not surprise you that I am currently single. It certainly doesn't surprise me today.

BadComrade wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:I had a threesome with my girlfriend of a few years ago and her male friend who came up to visit us one weekend. It was one of the most amazingly sexy things I've ever experienced.
A lot of men fall for women who are really hot, and then demand that that hotness belong to them alone. I say let it loose, the part of her that wants to be a slut. It's fucking great. She'll love you for it, and if you can get your head round it you get to see the person you love be a porn queen. Fantasy Island!

Since writing this yesterday, I have completely creeped myself out with the fact that I did. It might not surprise you that I am currently single. It certainly doesn't surprise me today.

All you really need to do is find a young woman with the phrase "Let's Get Creepy" emblazoned across her lower back, and I think you'll be right back to feeling like you old self in no time. Lotta fish in the sea C2... whooooole lotta fisha.

Last time I went to get a tattoo, there was a chick next to me getting the words 'Mad for it' tattooed on her lower back

BadComrade wrote:So you were in Hammond Indiana getting a tattoo...

There are two reasons why I would ever find myself in podunk ass doofus dipshit Indiana.
1. I am buying Fireworks
2. I am watching the demolition derby

Marsupialized wrote:

BadComrade wrote:So you were in Hammond Indiana getting a tattoo...

There are two reasons why I would ever find myself in podunk ass doofus dipshit Indiana.
1. I am buying Fireworks
2. I am watching the demolition derby

Oh wait, 3...they have a pretty fucking bad ass psychedelic haunted house in hammond every halloween.
Aside from those reasons I would rather eat glass than spend one second in Illinois' retarded little sister, Indiana.

I think everyone here has heard my 3 some ending in a hail of vomit story