New-look Hamas spends £100k on an image makeover
Spin doctor admits he has 'work cut out' with group known for suicide attacks

Poll: 99.99% Of Americans Blissfully Unaware Of That Cunt Pete Doherty's Existence

Robbie Williams, "Becks" Score Slightly Higher For Name Recognition, But Either One Of These Sods Could Probably Walk Through The Entire Length And Breadth Of, Say, Kansas City Missouri Without Anyone Giving A Sweet Fuck

Local Man Experiences Identity Crisis Abroad
"I just don't feel at home here," says distraught traveler.


Establishment Immune to Turner Prize-Winning Conceptual Artist's "Refracted Epistemological Violence."


Muslim World finds New Albert Brooks Comedy "Way Short On Laughs."


Minimum Wage A Sham
A prominent conservative think-tank has recently published a report whose findings are twofold: "Technically, from a rational-mathematical perspective, the minimum wage could in fact be much lower," details the report before concluding that "following extensive economic regression analysis, it is evident that, throughout economic history, entire populations have undertaken much harsher forms of labor for no wages at all."


Once-Pleasant Online Forum Beset By Troll
"Why don't you just fuck off," posts longtime user 1000_LADles

Jesse Helms Celebrates MLK Day with 14-Hour Roots Marathon


Man Finds Bits of Newman's Own in Salad Dressing


Shaggy Overheard Referring to Ice Cream Bar as "Boombastic"

Snakes hijack plane only to find they posess no means of operating it.[/b]

Live-at-home 26-year-old planning to move out someday.

Band Goes On Tour, Members Hoping To Get Laid

Man Looks Back On Life, Wishes He Would Have Tried More Things