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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:33 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
New-look Hamas spends £100k on an image makeover
Spin doctor admits he has 'work cut out' with group known for suicide attacks
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:08 pm
by Angus Jung
Poll: 99.99% Of Americans Blissfully Unaware Of That Cunt Pete Doherty's Existence
Robbie Williams, "Becks" Score Slightly Higher For Name Recognition, But Either One Of These Sods Could Probably Walk Through The Entire Length And Breadth Of, Say, Kansas City Missouri Without Anyone Giving A Sweet Fuck
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:50 pm
by vockins_Archive
Mob Burns Stevie Nicks At Stake
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:45 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Local Man Experiences Identity Crisis Abroad
"I just don't feel at home here," says distraught traveler.
Establishment Immune to Turner Prize-Winning Conceptual Artist's "Refracted Epistemological Violence."
Muslim World finds New Albert Brooks Comedy "Way Short On Laughs."
Minimum Wage A Sham
A prominent conservative think-tank has recently published a report whose findings are twofold: "Technically, from a rational-mathematical perspective, the minimum wage could in fact be much lower," details the report before concluding that "following extensive economic regression analysis, it is evident that, throughout economic history, entire populations have undertaken much harsher forms of labor for no wages at all."
Once-Pleasant Online Forum Beset By Troll
"Why don't you just fuck off," posts longtime user 1000_LADles
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:13 pm
by Tree_Archive
Jesse Helms Celebrates MLK Day with 14-Hour Roots Marathon
Man Finds Bits of Newman's Own in Salad Dressing
Shaggy Overheard Referring to Ice Cream Bar as "Boombastic"
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:30 pm
by syntaxfree07_Archive
Snakes hijack plane only to find they posess no means of operating it.[/b]
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:11 am
by elisha wiesner_Archive
woman goes black, goes back.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:38 am
by Eksvplot_Archive
Live-at-home 26-year-old planning to move out someday.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:37 am
by steve_Archive
Novice Gamer Schooled
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:04 am
by same_Archive
Band Goes On Tour, Members Hoping To Get Laid
Man Looks Back On Life, Wishes He Would Have Tried More Things