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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This thread is very entertaining.

RANK!!!

The striped shirt
The winter beard
Pabst Blue Ribbon

Winter beard, she is of a great function. I like the idea to grow a beard to protect face! It's having of its own covering is great.

Striped shirt, hey, WTF? I have many. I have brown shirt w/pink stripes. She's nice. I wear the horizontal stripes, I look like a fuckin' meathead rugby player. So vertical stripes shirt, she's OK.

Pabst, even in my youth, I was not so much for Pabst. SO last place.

tmidgett wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:This thread is very entertaining.

RANK!!!

The striped shirt
The winter beard
Pabst Blue Ribbon

Winter beard, she is of a great function. I like the idea to grow a beard to protect face! It's having of its own covering is great.

Striped shirt, hey, WTF? I have many. I have brown shirt w/pink stripes. She's nice. I wear the horizontal stripes, I look like a fuckin' meathead rugby player. So vertical stripes shirt, she's OK.

Pabst, even in my youth, I was not so much for Pabst. SO last place.

I'm with Tim; I uphold his order and for similar reasoning.

RANK: [the three beers of choice for my dad in my youth]

Pabst Blue Ribbon
Falstaff
Blatz Light

tmidgett wrote: I have brown shirt w/pink stripes. She's nice. I wear the horizontal stripes, I look like a fuckin' meathead rugby player.

Is this the American Crew uniform?

American Crew vs. Man United

(BRW: Please edit the above line so that the letters make rainbow colors. Thanks!)

Angus Jung wrote:(BRW: Please edit the above line so that the letters make rainbow colors. Thanks!)

I won't do that, but I hope this new signature line works out for you:

I love Sun City Girls!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I won't do that, but I hope this new signature line works out for you:

I love Sun City Girls!

It says my signature is too long when I try to enter this.

I have struck a compromise.

Salut, Counselor.

1. PBR

Say you from Chicago, Milano, or the Milwaukee, or Manhattan and you have the many fine beers you get at any corner, no? Alora. You take journey somewhere, to the Autodromo Internazional di Daytona in the Daytona Beach, Florida to see the beautiful Ducatis drop the desmo valve gear and get passed by the Honda and the Suzuki and you need refreshment. But there no fine beer on any corner, because there is no corner, only 7-11 and there is the Natural Light and the Keystone not fit for Albanian. You get the PBR and it is good. Is not the best, but is good and is everywhere and no headaches like the Budweiser.

2. Striped Shirt

Striped shirt the people so unfair. You get white shirt with navy pinstripe or brown and no one says one word. You look ok. No big deal.

You get striped shirt with the aqua and purple and you put 75,000 lira worth of styling product in your hair and shape your eyebrow and get tanning salon every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday and you act like ass on Jersey Shore when I try and go surfing, hey, you go an fuck yourself, ok?

3. Winter Beard

Who fuck you think you are, Sir Edmund Hillary? Thor Heyerdahl? You work office job, pour coffee, spend 90% of day on ass in centrally heated box, no? You need winter beard like pope need sybian orgasm machine.

Are these people for real? I've never seen anything so mind bendingly shit in my life!
Are these the american chav? Why do they do that? Is their hair real? How many of these people are there, like 20, 2,000, 20,000?

Basically W T F!

I own and wear striped shirts from time to time, but not those obnoxious candy-ass-colored diagonal striped shirts the douchebags love to sport.

Colonel Panic wrote:but not those obnoxious candy-ass-colored diagonal striped shirts the douchebags love to sport.

The gentleman donning one of these shirts is one who thinks outside of the box.