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it is a one day festival held in my house-hold.
no-one we know has a birthday in march so we came up with this annual holiday. you are not allowed to work on this day. all our bosses are convinced it is a real holiday.
for some reason you must wear inappropriately coloured beach-wear and drink the popolimpopo cocktail, which is a closely guarded secret lest it be used on any other day recklessly. you must also go in the sea on this day regardless of the weather.
another strange rule is that you can request sexual intercourse with any other person attending without the tedious mucking about that normally proceeds it. the advantage of this arrangement is that no-one else is allowed to refer to such events should they transpire. to further avoid complication, everyone is considered single and available on popolimpopo.
attendance is mandatory.