Not Crap
Item: Drum Machine
22H-GM wrote:
Not Crap
That looks like that old kid's toy, Simon.
I wonder if it can make the same sounds, because that would rock ass.
Item: Drum Machine
23Shotgun-Charlie wrote:H-GM wrote:
Not Crap
That looks like that old kid's toy, Simon.
I wonder if it can make the same sounds, because that would rock ass.
Mattel Electronics' Synsonic drums. It was a toy drum machine circa 1984. Total piece of shit, but fun. Analogue. You had your chocie of stiking the pads, which was nearly impossible, or, pressing the buttons to form some totally rudimentary drum pattern.
murderedman wrote:Your problem is your bloc attitude.
Item: Drum Machine
24NOT CRAP!
I have a TR-606 (yeah...I know) I got from a pawn shop right before I moved. It was beat up but definitely not broken. A $60 buy I don't regret.
I like them because I like to make music in my basement, and I don't know any drummers that don't want to be in generic hardcore bands. So, since I've found myself in this predicament, I've thoroughly enjoyed writing if a drum machine. If a motherfucker dropped out of the sky with a drum set right now who was decent and understood English, I would probably keep making shit with the machine anyways.
I have a TR-606 (yeah...I know) I got from a pawn shop right before I moved. It was beat up but definitely not broken. A $60 buy I don't regret.
I like them because I like to make music in my basement, and I don't know any drummers that don't want to be in generic hardcore bands. So, since I've found myself in this predicament, I've thoroughly enjoyed writing if a drum machine. If a motherfucker dropped out of the sky with a drum set right now who was decent and understood English, I would probably keep making shit with the machine anyways.
Item: Drum Machine
25A drummer with no conscience... or consciousness for that matter.
Indeed, definitely not crap.
Indeed, definitely not crap.
Item: Drum Machine
26they are not crizap..
fucking hippie jams are ruined by these..
for that reason alone.
fucking hippie jams are ruined by these..
for that reason alone.
Item: Drum Machine
27Lobster Magnet wrote:No instrument is crap, unless it's used for something crappy.
Sold! Not Crap.
kerble wrote:Ernest Goes to Jail In Your Ass
Item: Drum Machine
28robert thefamilyghost wrote:...the only majorly thing lame about drum machines are when bands try to use them to make up for the fact that they don't have a drummer and treat the drum machine as if it were a drummer...
You mean like including it in band decisions and paying it a cut of the door? Yeah, and it's sad when your drum machine gets laid more than you do.
Goddamn cock-blockin' beat box.
Item: Drum Machine
29Boombats wrote:cock-blockin' beat
the Chemical Brothers suck.
kerble is right.
Item: Drum Machine
30on a completely different tangent:
Q: How can you tell the stage is level?
A: The drummer has drool coming from both sides of his mouth.'
There's another one but i don't remember.
Q: How can you tell the stage is level?
A: The drummer has drool coming from both sides of his mouth.'
There's another one but i don't remember.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.