Well, what can I say. You have all showed yourselves to be fine, upstanding 'mericans. It warms the cockles of my fuzzy heart when you fat bastards get on the good foot and give up some due.

I have to honest, I never expected all this tomfoolery to get so outta hand, (I'm looking at you clocker bob) with all these sayin's and mumbles I make gettin' all you liberal math rockers in a twist. WWIII? Why not? Big Fish caught= best moments of presidency? Well, you didn't see this thing... I mean it was fuckin' huge!?!

In the end, I just wanna say thanks for all the accolades, (yer gettin' a special tax break, EatingPanCakesOnHerGrave), and for some decent recomendations on bands sort of similar to table. It's been a good time.

O and, c'mon, Jawbreaker/Silkworm comparisons? Y'all be lucky if'n you make it through tonight without cheny shootin' ya in the fucking face with that nonsense!

P.S: Matthew, I'll be at Hot Dougs right next to you... we can love Jesus together!

Take her easy Bra,
Georgie Boy

He invested just over $600,000 into a small ownership stake of the Texas Rangers, and he walked away with almost $15 million when he sold his interest.

George Bush inspired this amusing quote from Ann Richards, whom he defeated to take the governorship of Texas: "It's difficult to run a race against someone who doesn't have a clue."

Despite his spectacular butchery of the English language and his obvious dunderheadedness, he is slightly easier to understand than Warren G. Harding, who said things like: "I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good, our tasks will be solved."

Jodie Foster and John Hinckley Jr. are still alive, although the treatment sadly seems to be going well.

He is apparently carbon-based, which means that he will eventually decompose completely despite modern corpse-preservation technologies.

GW, your 2004 victory exposed NOFX as politically irrelevent.

Also, i'm sure you would be an excellent used car salesman!

For a fat chick, he doesn't appear to perspire too heavily.

GWB- I think you would make an excellent father-in-law (settle down Jenna and Babs this is not a proposal). I'm pretty sure you would hook me up with some big time executive job at Haliburton, I'd get free Ranger tickets, I'd only have to see you at holidays, my offsprings would be exempt from any future military service, and I'd be invited to join the illuminati.

His surname is "Bush".


I'm strugglin', people.

TheManWhoFelltoEarth wrote:I think you are more likeable than Jimmy Carter.

It looks like someone is still bitter about the rabbit incident.

GWB, I would've liked you a lot more as the Commissioner of Major League Baseball, if only slightly more than that Selig asshole. You are a traditionalist, and I like that, within the confines of baseball, anyway.

George Bush your vocal skill is better than my 6 year old cousin

George W Bush wrote:In the end, I just wanna say thanks for all the accolades, (yer gettin' a special tax break, EatingPanCakesOnHerGrave)

Sweet, thanks GWB!

I've been living in one state while working in another and had to pay up a lot this year.