Bonds, Barry?

CraHGHap
Total votes: 28 (65%)
The Man, or at least NC
Total votes: 15 (35%)
Total votes: 43

Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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A cheater and an asshole. I hope his entire career has an asterisk beside it for eternity.

And stop with this "he owes the media nothing." He has been an asshole from day one. The media doesn't force him to act like a jerk. He whines and cries if he doesn't get exactly the kind of attention he wants, preens like a peacock when he does, and has the fucking NERVE to play the martyr when he's in the spotlight.

Maybe if I'd "enhanced" my performance so thoroughly, I wouldn't have been the cockiest player in baseball. Even the tiniest drop of humility would've mitigated the anti-Bonds backlash, but he pisses in corn flakes every chance he gets. Fuck him.

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Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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i would like to join this thread one more time to let everybody know that i look forward to the game where Barry Bonds walks up to the plate and then out of nowhere, drops dead.

you retard apologists who think that his steroid abuse (and it is not "alleged", a term morons like to use in this specific case) has had no effect on his bat speed, eyesight, hand/eye coordination, ability to recover from injury, ability to train longer than others and thus his abilities as a "ballplayer" can all go to hell.

god bless,
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Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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I hope he hits every milestone HR he has left in a road park and each time, the crowd turns 180 degrees away from the field in unison and remains facing that way in complete silence until the Creature From HGH Island is back in the dugout. That would be the co-lead story on every sportscast covering his 'record-breaking feats', even on the suckass SportsCenter.

Wherever he is, local sports talk radio should campaign for such public humiliation.

Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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andteater wrote:i would like to join this thread one more time to let everybody know that i look forward to the game where Barry Bonds walks up to the plate and then out of nowhere, drops dead.

you retard apologists who think that his steroid abuse (and it is not "alleged", a term morons like to use in this specific case) has had no effect on his bat speed, eyesight, hand/eye coordination, ability to recover from injury, ability to train longer than others and thus his abilities as a "ballplayer" can all go to hell.

god bless,
andyk


We already did this dance, andy....

I can't say he's my favorite player any longer, but I wouldn't mind seeing Bonds break Aaron's record. I think I would enjoy it. I would enjoy the foaming at the mouth of would-be analysts as much as the actual breaking of the record itself.

I don't mean anyone here when I say 'would-be analysts,' though watching andyk foam at the mouth over it would be entertaining.

Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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tmidgett wrote:I can't say he's my favorite player any longer, but I wouldn't mind seeing Bonds break Aaron's record. I think I would enjoy it. I would enjoy the foaming at the mouth of would-be analysts as much as the actual breaking of the record itself.
I don't mean anyone here when I say 'would-be analysts,' though watching andyk foam at the mouth over it would be entertaining.

I, too, find some entertainment in Barry Bonds holding his unnaturally bloated middle finger up to all the haters in the house.

Keep on hatin'. He isn't going to drop dead. He is going to break these records.

He "lives to be hated". Like GG!!

I'm no fan of his, but it's kind of entertaining.

Ballplayer-Human Being: Barry Bonds

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Bonds getting shit for doing such incredible things is retarded. He took drugs. Whoop-de-shit. The best pure hitter in my lifetime. Nobody else has even been close. A few weeks ago he swung and missed three times in one at-bat. He hadn't done that in almost three years.
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