master engineer
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:21 am
my friend just spoke to Dave on MSN... he is quite obviously insane:
Alex says:
Hi! Sorry to add you out of the blue, I've seen your presentational video and taken a look at your website... my band desperately needs some decent quality recording sorted out but we're UK based. Is that a problem?
diamonddave103 says:
ok i'll do ya for free one song
Alex says:
Ah, well actually we need to get an album together by the end of October, so we're really rushing now to just get in the studio and sort it out. It's just that very few studios are up to standard for what we're looking for.
diamonddave103 says:
we just email you tracks i can improve
Alex says:
OK... so you're not a recording studio as such, more of a mastering service? We really need a decent recording space and good technicians on hand
diamonddave103 says:
no im a studio
diamonddave103 says:
and a master company two companys
Alex says:
OK, well I'm most interested in using your studio for recording. We can talk about mastering in a bit. Firstly I need you to understand that we need some very specific equipment, and we need people who know how to use it
Alex says:
For instance, out guitarist requires a 12-Stage OmniFinisher with XLR ins and outs, obviously ours is too big to take overseas. Do you have such a thing, or could you hire it?
diamonddave103 says:
i have a pro player
diamonddave103 says:
his name is purehigh
diamonddave103 says:
yes
diamonddave103 says:
thats my brother
Alex says:
Well, we don't desperately need session players. We're mostly interested in making sure the Omni is on-site. Also, is there an Olympus Dyno-Fret there? Our guitars have segmented strings, you see.
diamonddave103 says:
he is in iserail
diamonddave103 says:
getting boomed
diamonddave103 says:
just look at my link
Alex says:
Well, much as we all love to get boomed, I need to be sober when working
diamonddave103 says:
http://diamondstudio.spaces.msn.com/
Alex says:
Yes, I've seen. So you can accommodate a segmented-string guitar, then?
Alex says:
Oh, before I forget - above all else, our synth section is powered by nuclear fission, so we really REALLY need a safe environment.
diamonddave103 says:
i live in belize
diamonddave103 says:
my brother lives in israil
diamonddave103 says:
sorry type
Alex says:
That's okay, we can travel.
diamonddave103 says:
yes
Alex says:
We just need to make sure those services are catered for on-site
diamonddave103 says:
yes once its paided in full
Alex says:
That's good to know.
diamonddave103 says:
we will get you
diamonddave103 says:
and rec
diamonddave103 says:
plus world music tour
diamonddave103 says:
plus rec. deals
Alex says:
We have promotion already, thankyou. It's just the recording I'm after
diamonddave103 says:
well you have to be the best
Alex says:
Do you have reverb?
diamonddave103 says:
or you can wast your money
diamonddave103 says:
my goal is to make you money
Alex says:
Ours too! So... you've got reverb, there?
Alex says:
We desperately need lots of reverb. It's hard to get in the UK.
diamonddave103 says:
i got
diamonddave103 says:
500 reverb
diamonddave103 says:
sound effects
Alex says:
500! That's amazing, well done.
Alex says:
And do you have a Flange?
diamonddave103 says:
yes
Alex says:
Sweet
diamonddave103 says:
pro tool tc ele
diamonddave103 says:
with hard gear
Alex says:
That's good. So how much would you charge, say, if we wanted twelve hours of putting our hard gear through your flange? Provided we took it in turns, of course.
diamonddave103 says:
first song will be free
diamonddave103 says:
then for you only you 200 us effects on your voice
diamonddave103 says:
editing if need
diamonddave103 says:
plus etrax stuff if you need
diamonddave103 says:
sample 1000.00
diamonddave103 says:
will give you a perfect bost
diamonddave103 says:
plus it will save you studio time
Alex says:
Thanks man, my bost is shit at the moment.
diamonddave103 says:
i will work with no time limt
diamonddave103 says:
ok im here for ya.
Alex says:
That's brilliant. Effects aside, I want to talk a little bit more about leisure with you. We like to relax, and we like to relax as a group. I guess what I'm trying to say is, we like hookers. Can you arrange to have hookers sent to our hotel rooms?
diamonddave103 says:
i wont do that
diamonddave103 says:
aids
diamonddave103 says:
kills
diamonddave103 says:
why would i hurt you
Alex says:
We won't get AIDS. We're protected.
Alex says:
You provide the hookers, let us worry about AIDS.
diamonddave103 says:
im a honest guy not a pimp
Alex says:
I'm not saying you aren't, but if you know any pimps, that would be great.
diamonddave103 says:
im a pro
diamonddave103 says:
folks to folks
Radio Sexshow - Changes in Navigation says:
your a good man
diamonddave103 says:
track work on net
Radio Sexshow - Changes in Navigation says:
great idea
diamonddave103 says:
Alex says:
That's brilliant. Effects aside, I want to talk a little bit more about leisure with you. We like to relax, and we like to relax as a group. I guess what I'm trying to say is, we
Alex says:
Look, I get horny when I work. Can you help?
diamonddave103 says:
look im a pro im hanging up
Alex says:
PLEASE
Alex says:
DAVE
Alex says:
WE NEED WHORES.
Alex says:
DON'T GO
diamonddave103 says:
ok
Alex says:
You have whores? =D
diamonddave103 says:
look im contact the police
Alex says:
Please don't
diamonddave103 says:
my mom is the fbi
Alex says:
I'll stop
diamonddave103 says:
no joke
Alex says:
I will take my business elsewhere then. I'm sorry we couldn't work something out
diamonddave103 says:
fuck off
diamonddave103 says:
your not pro
Alex says:
I guess I should. I'm sorry for being a bad person.
diamonddave103 says:
i dont need your money this way
Alex says:
Look, I'm going to church. I love God. God loves hookers. It's complicated, Dave.
After that point, he blocked me.