Rubbish Reading festival line-up

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Adam CR wrote:Christing fuck!


My sentiments exactly.
Barring Mastodon and, of course, Slayer, it's pretty much just the usual dribble of white belted and cunthaired, Les Paul Junior/Telecaster Deluxe strumming indie piss that Lauren Bowmen eagerly laps up every bastard night on Channel 4.
I would personally like to take to the stage, grab hold of the mic and announce the following:
'Every boy in this audience wanks over Fearne Cotton. Every girl in this audience wants to look like her. Go home, you crap cunts'.

Rubbish Reading festival line-up

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Isabelle Gall wrote:it's pretty much just the usual dribble of white belted and cunthaired, Les Paul Junior/Telecaster Deluxe strumming indie piss that Lauren Bowmen eagerly laps up every bastard night on Channel 4.
I would personally like to take to the stage, grab hold of the mic and announce the following:
'Every boy in this audience wanks over Fearne Cotton. Every girl in this audience wants to look like her. Go home, you crap cunts'.


I think you've summed it up nicely.

Rubbish Reading festival line-up

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I know I've ranted about Edith 'watch out, She's got a knife' Bowman before, but FFS! Edith fucking Bowman!

I had to work for/with this ridiculous cretin for over a year, and not once during this time did she express even slight interest in any music that wasn't by a boy-band, or a yodeling stick-insect in a bikini, or a bunch of jiggling dance-monkeys.

Yet now she's the face of televised indie-rock in the UK.

Figures.

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