Kayte R. wrote:Maybe this thread will help

thanks. there's a lot of good stuff in there, especially about anal sex.

Install a dimmer switch, fuss with lighting. Spend more time cooking food than eating it (by a factor of at least 5). Cook something for her to take to work. Underspend secretly so you can overspend flamboyantly. Plan things to do together which don't involve her imput (surprises can backfire though, at a ratio of 3:2). Sketch her while she's asleep (Note: NOT photo /film!). Ask about/ buy small gift for her friend who recently underwent a traumatic time (backfire ratio 5:3). Refer to your things as "our" furniture / pictures / powertools. Have a gay friend. Phone your mum. Say "I'm a bit worried about mum". Once you have selected an item of clothing, pretend to look at more (by a factor of 3 - 8
). Buy three "options" and return the extras. Memorise something you have seen her wear and suggest it when she asks you what she should wear. Pretend to have been upset by something in the news, or tell her if it really happened. Tell her she's upset you if she's upset you (don't make this one up) Learn the names of 5 wild flowers you see everywhere.

These are all m->f suggestions btw, f's may have their own f->m suggestions.

for the record, unless it is your job or your passion or unless (and this is only a hypothesis) you happen to shit fist size turds naturally, being drunk does not make anal more comfy. altho i have heard of lots of guys, especially those with big dicks (i don't know what the deal is) who ram it in holes that weren't expecting it, and think it's both romantic and sexy, and funny. and i've also known girls who try and tell me it feels good. so, i guess you never know unless you try.

oh flowers... some people hate flowers... at least one ex-boyfriend would not get me flowers because he said it was cliche... which i can accept except that some girls have never received roses from anyone but their parents, if even. so, i happen to love roses. if someone says they hate your roses, they are crazy... they make your room more beautiful and smell great.

i think it would be tremendously romantic to come home one day and find the entire house clean, incense burning, a new magazine to go through, and a packed bowl waiting for me on the desk. and food of course.

kenoki wrote: a packed bowl

?Do you mean a packed bowel?

falsedog wrote:Sketch her while she's asleep (Note: NOT photo /film!).

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE IMPORTANCE OF ACTUALLY SKETCHING AND NOT JUST STARING AT HER WHILE PRETENDING TO SKETCH. Seriously, don't repeat my mistakes.

Tell her she's upset you if she's upset you (don't make this one up)

I'm sorry, i have to call shennanigans on this one.

falsedog wrote:

kenoki wrote: a packed bowl

?Do you mean a packed bowel?

yeah, sorry

kenoki wrote:i think it would be tremendously romantic to come home one day and find the entire house clean, incense burning, a new magazine to go through, and a packed bowl waiting for me on the desk. and food of course.

This is a fine example. Being 'romantic' is just a snappy way of saying 'be surprising', or 'an unexpected and thoughtful gesture'. It doesn't have to mean 'sappy', just showing that you care without actually saying it. The Wiki has a wonderfully pessimistic paragraph on the subject. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_love

Wiki wrote:While romantic love as discussed above is a dream of many, some claim that such love as is depicted in books and movies rarely, if ever, occurs. They point to the modern practice of dating, where often the goal is to have sexual intercourse as soon as possible instead of building a lasting relationship.

If you ask her, "Can I throw it in your pooper?", say "mon amour" at the end. Chicks love French talk.

we gonna start this one all over again?

Are you saying you're tired of anal sex talk? What are you, gay?