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i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:19 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
fantasmatical thorr wrote:
a knob is about a tablespoon or the size of a new potatoe.
lisa
I'd say that's *ahem* a
rather large knob.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:23 am
by honeyisfunny_Archive
Leeds is the city built on Double Dutch.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:28 am
by Chapter Two_Archive
johnnyshape wrote:fantasmatical thorr wrote:
a knob is about a tablespoon or the size of a new potatoe.
lisa
I'd say that's *ahem* a
rather large knob.
Certainly is. Too many knobs that size, you'll give yourself a heart attack.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:46 am
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Cranius and night_tools,
thank you.
Mssr Chapman, Mlle Thorr, your insights are appreciated.
Fanny-fulls.
What the hell is the matter with you people.
Risotto was at stake here!
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:04 pm
by 6079smith_Archive
No more disgraceful jokes? Pity, I had a really horrid one.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:09 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
googacky wrote:What do you get when you nail a baby to a wall?
A boner.
I heard this joke differently.
What do you get when stab a dead baby with a fork?
An erection.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:14 pm
by Ty Webb_Archive
What's the worst part of pedophilia?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit. (Fucking A, I'm going to hell.)
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:19 pm
by 6079smith_Archive
Above joke was the one I wouldn't tell. Ha, you'll be in hell before me!
Keep me a good seat.
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:58 pm
by yut_Archive
daniel robert chapman wrote:each of those cans is 5% alcohol
Must be by weight, because budweiser is 5% by volume, and it is nothing impressive. But 5% alcohol by weight is really impressive.
I had a disagreement about the difference of "by weight" and "by volume" with a waiter at a brew-pub restaurant. He told me their beer was 3.5% alcohol by volume, and that is a lot. No... That's like Amstel Light. I informed him that it was most likely by weight.
In the U.S., when they list alcohol on beverages, it is by volume. I prefer this, because beer is sold by volume and not weight. I think life would be more interesting if it was sold by weight, though...
i m sorry but here is a joke my sick mind found amusing...
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:11 pm
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
yut - it's 5% by volume. I wasn't implying that this is the hard stuff, just that it represents value for the price. It sells round here at £3 ($5.63) for four or £5 ($9.38)/£5.50 ($10.33) for eight, so most people take the route of sound economic sense and buy eight. When you buy eight, you drink eight. Then you drink a bottle of £3 red wine. Then you go out. Hence, Leeds.
