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Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:44 am**

"Because I'm a whore..."

...I'm offering free moustache rides every Wednesday.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:57 am**

BadComrade wrote:"... my parents won't let me live with them anymore..."

...but Dad still visits... :wink:

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Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:04 pm**

"...I'm going to have to charge you for reading this thread."

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:21 pm**

........I will fuck you and everyone you know"

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:22 pm**

...it might not have been the best idea to wear my underwear on your face in a comical manor. Here are some Shout Wipes.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:33 pm**

... you're going to feel very special for the rest of your life."

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:56 pm**

"...and extremely experienced, you get to experience "The Hammer" tonight. Baby."

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:59 pm**

... nothing is for free. Not even that."

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:27 pm**

"Because I'm a whore..."

....I'm still going to have to charge you for the whole hour.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:44 pm**

...I should know what the terms "half-and-half" and "around-the-world" refer to, but I have no idea.

Because I'm a whore...