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Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:51 pm
by scott_Archive
If it's a boy, "Bigger than yours" with an arrow pointing toward the wee-wee.
If it's a girl, "Stop staring at my tits".
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:55 pm
by mega therion_Archive
"Frozen: 10 minutes; Thawed: 8 1/2 minutes"
...Too early?
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:00 pm
by Justin from Queens_Archive
We've been thinking about the same thing. My two favorite:
Smash the State
or
Class War
= Justin
PS - Okay, my favorite is "Mao more than ever", but that's never going to fly.
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:14 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
"Look at my dad pushing that stroller like an asshole"
"My mom will trade me for dope"
"Tell my mom to stop shaking me"
"These aren't my parents! Call the police!"
"My mom was really hot before I came along and ruined her body forever"
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:23 pm
by kerble_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:"Look at my dad pushing that stroller like an asshole"
"My mom will trade me for dope"
"Tell my mom to stop shaking me"
"These aren't my parents! Call the police!"
"My mom was really hot before I came along and ruined her body forever"
These are as good as your band names. Exactly as good.
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:27 pm
by rayj_Archive
kerble wrote:Marsupialized wrote:"Look at my dad pushing that stroller like an asshole"
"My mom will trade me for dope"
"Tell my mom to stop shaking me"
"These aren't my parents! Call the police!"
"My mom was really hot before I came along and ruined her body forever"
These are as good as your band names. Exactly as good.
Ha!
If it makes anyone feel better/conflicted, Yowie was originally dubbed 'Faggotchrist'. I'm not posting what the 'secret' band name was...
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:27 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Who's MY Daddy?
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:30 pm
by SixFourThree_Archive
Shit machine.
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:44 pm
by OneFiveFour_Archive
I Hate Milan Kundera
w/ "the unbearable lightness of peeing" on the back..
Ideas for slogans for baby clothes
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:54 pm
by SixFourThree_Archive
"I disrupt weddings and movies but my parents won't do anything to calm me down because they think it's cute."