wellsyuk wrote:well here's my card, give me a call if you change your mind..

Leave it with the woman at the desk, we'll call you as soon as we decide to start making COMPLETE SHITE!

Camp Blood treatment

So there is this camp in the woods for teenagers. It just so happens that the camp is completely factionalized into the cool kids and the nerdy kids. It also just so happens that all of the girls are hot and cool except for one who is awkward and friends with the nerds. Well this man starts terrorizing the camp but he is only killing the cool guys. The nerdy kids are ecstatic until the killer starts going for the hot girls too. Then they decide to do something about it because with all the cool guys left, the hot girls have no one left to make out summer-style with except the nerdy boys. So the nerdy boys and their one awkward female friend devise all of these clever ways to catch the killer. The hot girls are impressed and make out with them just as the nerdy guys had hypothesized. Then they catch the killer and blow him up. The awkward girl is cleaned up by the hot girls and turns out to be a fox. She makes out with the head nerdy guy. And Martin Lawrence plays a counselor.


Jon

Barbo wrote:Camp Blood treatment

So there is this camp in the woods for teenagers. It just so happens that the camp is completely factionalized into the cool kids and the nerdy kids. It also just so happens that all of the girls are hot and cool except for one who is awkward and friends with the nerds. Well this man starts terrorizing the camp but he is only killing the cool guys. The nerdy kids are ecstatic until the killer starts going for the hot girls too. Then they decide to do something about it because with all the cool guys left, the hot girls have no one left to make out summer-style with except the nerdy boys. So the nerdy boys and their one awkward female friend devise all of these clever ways to catch the killer. The hot girls are impressed and make out with them just as the nerdy guys had hypothesized. Then they catch the killer and blow him up. The awkward girl is cleaned up by the hot girls and turns out to be a fox. She makes out with the head nerdy guy. And Martin Lawrence plays a counselor.


Jon

This sounds like it'd be more suited for the stage, really...
Might I suggest a name change as well? Something a little more 'bang!' you know? Something like, oh maybe 'The killer of camp horny bush?' or 'killing camp horny bush' something with 'horny bush' I like that, lemmie write that down...anyhow, let me get you in touch with our stage production wing, run it by them see if they'd be interested...
NEXT!

I guess the vast amount of pyrotechnics didn't come across. There are a lot of explosions with entrails. This might bother a live audience (except Gallagher's followers). What if I could bring in Corey Feldman as the killer? And we could shoot in Canada for much cheaper.

Jon

Barbo wrote:I guess the vast amount of pyrotechnics didn't come across. There are a lot of explosions with entrails. This might bother a live audience (except Gallagher's followers). What if I could bring in Corey Feldman as the killer? And we could shoot in Canada for much cheaper.

Jon

We can turn this into a whole 'blue man group' type of thing, we'll market it as the 'anti-blue man group' lots of splatter and guts flying about, explosions...fire....we can even get some press by having one of the actors actually die in the production, like on opening night someone actually gets cut it half....maybe an audience member gets killed instead....then it's like 'do you dare see this play?' people will be up in arms but if we play it correctly people won' be able to stay away, the college kids and and whatnot....and that's where your money's at the dumb ass college kids will come see the same shit every weekend and love it...

Especially if there is an interactive element to it, like with the Rocky horror Picture Show. And lots of one-liners about drugs and giving head. I really think this could work. We would need to get Elton john and Tim Rice to do the score though. No hacks. How about Harvey Fierstein as one of the kids' dads? And we have to work in at least one cast member from the O.C. for the credibility. Who designed the helicopter for Miss Saigon? We need that guy too.

Jon

OK.

Young kid, maybe 21, is drafted by the Green Bay Packers as a linebacker, but is cut after the first regular season game when he shows a strain of near-lethal aggressiveness my putting all three of the opposing team's quarterbacks on the shelf. The CIA notices this and recruits the kid to work on their crack top-secret domestic anti-terrorism force. He spends the movie fighting towelheads in urban American settings while trying to maintain the relationship he started in Green Bay with a Packer cheerleader (who is actually a St. Norbert College cheerleader, which is better anyway because that makes her a college co-ed at a Catholic university, so you know we'll get a hard 'R' rating on this shit). I'm thinking "I sacked him for a loss of 15...YEARS" is gonna be the summer's next hot catch phrase. The name? ROGUE PACKER.

DrAwkward wrote:Young kid, maybe 21, is drafted by the Green Bay Packers as a linebacker, but is cut after the first regular season game when he shows a strain of near-lethal aggressiveness my putting all three of the opposing team's quarterbacks on the shelf. The CIA notices this and recruits the kid to work on their crack top-secret domestic anti-terrorism force. He spends the movie fighting towelheads in urban American settings while trying to maintain the relationship he started in Green Bay with a Packer cheerleader (who is actually a St. Norbert College cheerleader, which is better anyway because that makes her a college co-ed at a Catholic university, so you know we'll get a hard 'R' rating on this shit). I'm thinking "I sacked him for a loss of 15...YEARS" is gonna be the summer's next hot catch phrase. The name? ROGUE PACKER.

I would go see this movie. Twice.

Jon

It's an animated 3.5 hour epic about 2 young Guatemalan lovers; he's from a remote village, she's an impoverished Quetzaltanangesa street vendor that has placed multiple children up for international adoption. The first 3/4 of the movie focuses on slow detailed shots of tortilla making as a mataphor of their unconsumed love. The last act features the wholesale slaughter of his village by rebel forces -- then they fuck. It's part Like Water For Chocolate, part Bride of Reanimator -- but animated.

Barbo wrote:We would need to get Elton john and Tim Rice to do the score though

I'm gonna have to leave this project and cite 'creative differences'
I wish you luck

DrAwkward wrote:OK.

Young kid, maybe 21, is drafted by the Green Bay Packers as a linebacker, but is cut after the first regular season game when he shows a strain of near-lethal aggressiveness my putting all three of the opposing team's quarterbacks on the shelf. The CIA notices this and recruits the kid to work on their crack top-secret domestic anti-terrorism force. He spends the movie fighting towelheads in urban American settings while trying to maintain the relationship he started in Green Bay with a Packer cheerleader (who is actually a St. Norbert College cheerleader, which is better anyway because that makes her a college co-ed at a Catholic university, so you know we'll get a hard 'R' rating on this shit). I'm thinking "I sacked him for a loss of 15...YEARS" is gonna be the summer's next hot catch phrase. The name? ROGUE PACKER.

Pure dreck, take this shit to dreamworks
NEXT!

burndaddy wrote:It's an animated 3.5 hour epic about 2 young Guatemalan lovers; he's from a remote village, she's an impoverished Quetzaltanangesa street vendor that has placed multiple children up for international adoption. The first 3/4 of the movie focuses on slow detailed shots of tortilla making as a mataphor of their unconsumed love. The last act features the wholesale slaughter of his village by rebel forces -- then they fuck. It's part Like Water For Chocolate, part Bride of Reanimator -- but animated.

we do need a vehicle for Penelope Cruz to direct and star in, this bullshit will fufill that commitment...maybe we can put it out for valentines day and maybe at least get a good week out of it before people realize it's shit and stop seeing it. I don't know, we'll see about this one.
Oh yeah and it's not animated anymore, not a chance.