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Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:19 pm
by burun_Archive
I made it to the 34 second mark.

It was 34 seconds too much.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:25 pm
by Mama Clortho_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
DrAwkward wrote:I think their cover of "Word Up" by Cameo is pure gold.


I give you the worst music video ever filmed.



Ok, I am in hysterics. I am about to have a conniption. Send for help. Unfortunately I do not have a soundcard, so I'll never be able to hear the beautiful musics that accompanies this magnificent video. I can only imagine.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:32 pm
by burun_Archive
Mama Clortho wrote:Ok, I am in hysterics. I am about to have a conniption. Send for help.


1000 spear and 1000 sword, coming atcha.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:34 pm
by lemur68_Archive
burun wrote:I made it to the 34 second mark.

It was 34 seconds too much.


Oh, it doesn't get sublimely bad until about :17, at the first appearance of a Korn-faced dog. But yeah, it gets only worse from there.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:16 pm
by rocker654_Archive
Woof. A travesty.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:20 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
this band, through the influence of helmet (unfortunately), red hot chili peppers, jane's addiction, house of pain and the beastie boys are single-handedly responsible for creating the nu-metal genre, a stinking, infected furuncle/carbuncle on the ass of music.

fuck this band, their retarded "angry" white frat boy fans with dreads, and their "noisy" guitarist that found christ.

and that video is unspeakably bad. I think I'd rather watch a Rob Thomas video.

KRap with Korn in it. Kornholio.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:25 pm
by rocker654_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:this band, through the influence of helmet (unfortunately), red hot chili peppers, jane's addiction, house of pain and the beastie boys are single-handedly responsible for creating the nu-metal genre, a stinking, infected furuncle/carbuncle on the ass of music.


Yes. I want to slaughter them for paving the way for Linkin Park alone, never mind all the rest of the shit that has been permeating the media the last 6 years.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:34 pm
by JR_Archive
I also blame them for encouraging the douchey, jock, too-dumb-to-be-a-fratboy lifestyle.

"Yo dawg, I gots my white baseball cap turned to the side, my five-sizes-too-big cargo pants, and my football/basketball jersey. Lets go find us some crooked toothed hoes and some Busch Light!"

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:45 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
JR wrote:I also blame them for encouraging the douchey, jock, too-dumb-to-be-a-fratboy lifestyle.

"Yo dawg, I gots my white baseball cap turned to the side, my five-sizes-too-big cargo pants, and my football/basketball jersey. Lets go find us some crooked toothed hoes and some Busch Light!"


Yeah, mush-mouthed "Yo Boyz"- there's plenty of them around my neck of the woods (being that I am smack dab between New Jersey and West Virginia.) Thanks alot Korn you assholes. You made everything into Jacksonville, Florida. You've made thrift stores have a surplus of size XXL white tee shirts for the next 20 years.. And fuck, Seven string guitars too.

Band: Korn

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:48 pm
by grangle_Archive
They can eat the korn out of my shit.