Arson Smith wrote:5) a CD-R labeled "Burmese Song Collection" featuring slick cover versions of hits such as Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman", with the lyrics sung in what I can only assume is Burmese (we received a shipment of new PCs at the university and one of the new, fresh-out-of-the-box PCs had this in its CD-ROM drive)

goosman wrote:#5 Sounds like a hoot...you should post them somewhere....

Done (finally!)

(check the 'eaforums' gmail account)

Enjoy (?)

We often find boxes of khat at work. We're a large courier and people try to send it to America, where it's illegal. As it's legal in England we don't have to inform the police or anything, we could sit round eating/smoking or whatever you do with it. The guy that gave us security training swiped a load.

That fucker also handed me a book which I opened and found it was hollowed out and had real semtex in it. "Bang, you'd be dead if the detonator was still in there". THANKS COCKSUCKER.

Rotten Tanx wrote:We often find boxes of khat at work.

I heard that stuff is supposed to be awesome.
A couple leaves is equal to about 6 espressos.

If by 'found' you mean 'liberated', then I 'found' many things at my last place of work including several pairs of DT100s, Heco monitors, a Revox B77 MK2, a bespoke wooden rack-unit, various telephones, cabling, hundreds of blank CDs, the complete Nick Cave back catalogue, a mug, a trip to Berlin, a box of biscuits, a CD player...

I've found a ridiculously simple way to eat for free.

A poor quality pair of glasses
A few bob
A complete set of preserved Samurai armour

A co-worker of mine at the airport found 300,000 dollars in cash in a bag sitting on an access road behind one of the hangers. This was less than a week ago.
He turned it in to the authorities.
Yes, turned it in to the police.
He gave it to the fucking cops. The fucking cops. Just handed it right over. Picked it up and walked straight over to the worthless cocksucking asshole cops and gave it to them.
He makes about 10 bucks an hour.
I am of the opinion this co-worker of mine should be beaten to death with a sock full of broken glass and 'D' batteries.

Marsupialized wrote:I am of the opinion this co-worker of mine should be beaten to death with a sock full of broken glass and 'D' batteries.

I'd see a band called "Beaten to Death with a Sock full of Broken Glass and 'D' Batteries"

Nice.

1. Fender Champ (not repairable)
2. Box full of Celion Dion CD's
3. Tube Tester
4. Revox 4-track
5 Ampeg Gemini
6. Fender Strat Neck

All kinds of stuff. We can go dumpster diving at the city transfer station. We find all kinds of stuff. I once found a TEAC 4 track, the transport was all gummed up. A little WD-40 and q-tips got it working again. I then took it to Record Head out in West Allis and got $200 moneys for it! Someone pulled out a Harrison mixer of some sort but it got destroyed by a 20-ton end loader that was driving by. Like I said, we find all sorts of stuff. The coolest find so far though was a huge box, (4'x4'x6' roughly) full of power tubes. I sold the golden lions for a few bucks, and have NOS GE's, Raytheon's, Sylvania's, Mullards, Telefunkens, all the big names, and all BRAND FUCKING NEW! I tried to tell Scott, but he is too good for me to give a response. There were some EL-84's that I thought that he might like, and I wouldve sold them cheap. I have some of all flavours left. Pretty cool huh? I thought so too! I know that they are brand new as some are in some sort of shrinkwrap.

I read the "Thing You Have Found At Work" subject, then noticed that the last post on another thread was "sack of smashed assholes".

I found a piece of paper that had written on both sides, "Lonnie". Each side was filled with this word, about one hundred times each. There were hearts all around the Lonnies, too.