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Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:44 am
by lemur68_Archive
sack of smashed assholes wrote:who the fuck is paul weller?
modfather? what.
The Jam, who can currently be heard in some car commercial.
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:20 am
by fiery jack_Archive
Earwicker wrote:I recall Robbie Williams challenging one such cock - Liam Gallagher - to a fight and Liam Gallagher did fuck all till he was surrounded by his big mates
I'd love to have seen Williams kick two shades of fuck out of that gobby Manc twat
I doubt that the Fat Dancer would give Mr Gallagher any trouble at all in a punch-up. Liam is fairly hard, I've seen him in action from a range of zero feet. You mightn't want to believe that, but it's true.
Paul Weller, tsk, this is a rather embarrassing story for the irrelevant old prick
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:26 pm
by Adam CR
A middle-aged man spitting on a picture!
How very.
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:32 pm
by steve_Archive
Okay, Paul Weller and Sting are in a life raft. The life raft has a hole in it. You are in a helicopter overhead, and you have a single flotation vest.
The door is open and you are circling directly overhead. Now you must make a choice: Which one of them do you let drown, and which one do you shoot in the chest?
I forgot, you only have one bullet.
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:35 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
The bullet goes into the life raft.
Toss the vest and watch the fun.
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:38 pm
by Nina_Archive
steve wrote:Okay, Paul Weller and Sting are in a life raft. The life raft has a hole in it. You are in a helicopter overhead, and you have a single flotation vest.
The door is open and you are circling directly overhead. Now you must make a choice: Which one of them do you let drown, and which one do you shoot in the chest?
I forgot, you only have one bullet.
Sting gets the bullet, however I would make sure to shoot him in the shoulder so he would not die right away. That way, the blood would attract the sharks and they would eat him.
Fuck Sting.
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:38 pm
by John W_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:The bullet goes into the life raft.
Toss the vest and watch the fun.
That's entertainment!
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:39 pm
by Nina_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:The bullet goes into the life raft.
Toss the vest and watch the fun.
Yes. I like your idea better!
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:39 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
I'd say Sting dies and Weller dehydrates, but I like Itchy's idea of just hovering there for a while eating a klondike bar or something
Would you spit on Sting?
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:58 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
steve wrote:Okay, Paul Weller and Sting are in a life raft. The life raft has a hole in it. You are in a helicopter overhead, and you have a single flotation vest.
The door is open and you are circling directly overhead. Now you must make a choice: Which one of them do you let drown, and which one do you shoot in the chest?
I forgot, you only have one bullet.
would it be possible to have the pilot hover over the raft just high enough to where they couldn't jump up and grab it yet I could lean my ass over the side and poop directly into the sinking raft?
That's what I would do.
Cuz I mean, it's bad enough the raft is sinking and now there's shit in the raft as well.