Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:M_a_x wrote:I think Miracle Whip is better for bologna sandwiches.
When the mental image of eating a bologna sandwich with either mayonnaise or Miracle Whip entered my mind, another image, that of scraping a days-dead squirrel from a dirty street, cooking it on a stick over a cow dung campfire, and eating the cooked squirrel without using my hands, immediately took its place.
I lean toward the squirrel scenario.
I think you're being disingenuous. You'd rather eat dirty, uncooked squirrel then mayo+bologna? Are you serious?