You might like them both, but I bet you like one better. Which?

Mother
Total votes: 20 (77%)
Father
Total votes: 6 (23%)
Total votes: 26

Your Favorite: Mom or Dad

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Johnny 13 wrote:
John W. wrote:
Oh shit, if they did read this, they'd already know I might possibly like one better than the other... I'm fucked.


Change your screen name quick! I suggest Nevada_Grrl to throw them off the track. Unless you are from Nevada, then I would go with Alaskan_Grandmom.


Or maybe just "John P."

Both of my peeps sucked as parents, but are lovely people that I enjoy a lot. My father was such a chooch that his name is no longer on my birth certificate and it was illegal for me to see him for awhile. But he takes it by a nose.
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Your Favorite: Mom or Dad

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My mom treats me like a normal person, which is nice. She's still my mom, so I let some mom things flly. Yeah, she's always wanted me to be a momma's boy, but I've fought that since day one.

My dad can be a real sonofabitch and he tends to hold grudges longer than elephants. Plus, he's got his head up his ass politically and thinks Rush Limbaugh has "interesting things to say." I haven't spoken to him since Christmas. He got me a piece of unusable luggage and he gave my sister an umbrella with a cat on it. He's a millioniare, btw. (I never ask for money, either).

So, gonna have to go with my moms on this one. She made the right choice 21 years ago to divorce my father. As a 9 year old kid, I was about to suggest a divorce before they finally admitted to getting one, it was that obvious.

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