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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:14 am
by alex maiolo_Archive
sleepkid wrote:Morgan Le Fay on tour... Or is this what Lita Ford looks like now?


I think that's a still from the Kiss Me Ugly video.

-A

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:31 am
by Boombats_Archive
scott wrote:
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alex maiolo wrote:Now when someone asks "what do you do?"
She can say, "Oh I do a little modelling."

-A


It's the new DIGITAL Traynor. It's a modelling amp.



sleepkid wrote:
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Now THAT is what I call a GRILF!

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:37 pm
by lemur68_Archive
juice wrote:
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I wonder if she actually fucked Brian May.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:46 pm
by gjhardwick_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
juice wrote:
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I wonder if she actually fucked Brian May.


she stole the guitar post coitus

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:50 pm
by benadrian_Archive
lemur68 wrote:
juice wrote:
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I wonder if she actually fucked Brian May.


I'd rather fuck Brian May!

Ben

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:17 pm
by sleepkid_Archive
Ok, so this is now officially the girls with guitars thread. Feel free to post away.

I find this one interesting, mostly because of the grip she's using to hold the guitar:

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...and it's lucite!

...and then this one is just plain nasty:

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Horrible on so many levels.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:24 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
sleepkid wrote:...and then this one is just plain nasty:

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That's a cool optical trick. If you look closely and really concentrate on the picture, you'll be able to spot an absolutely fucking hideous guitar between her legs.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:29 pm
by sleepkid_Archive
"No, really, I'm a professional photographer. We're going to do a little bit of body art on you, to make it work with the paint job on the guitar. It will be like your body is part of the guitar, or the guitar is part of your body. Trust me. I know Steve Vai personally. I'm an artist, and you will be my model. This is the big time baby, this is how you go pro. So, what are you doing later?"

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Where's Kimyetta? Is 'lil Kim going to shred solos on this classical or what? Rip some of those Paganini pieces!!

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...and go ahead and plug that incredibly ugly fretless whatever bass into that guitar amp there. Rock it. Really, just go ahead.

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...and last, here's a link of a bunch of NSFW dumber than a bag of hammers pictures of girls with guitars. Hotguitarist.Com - who knew?

WTF.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:33 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
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That's a B.C. Rich Bitch.

I think she ought to use the proceeds from the sale of the guitar to buy herself some new vinyl leggings.

sleepkid wrote:...and last, here's a link of a bunch of NSFW dumber than a bag of hammers pictures of girls with guitars. Hotguitarist.Com - who knew?

Yeah but do they really even know how to play guitar?

I want to hear samples of their music.

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:57 pm
by Dudley_Archive
sleepkid wrote:
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...and go ahead and plug that incredibly ugly fretless whatever bass into that guitar amp there. Rock it. Really, just go ahead.


"...and to make the whole thing even more incredibly sexy and ROCK, I will place a pair of neatly-ironed jeans on the top of the amp, where you can only just see them, to show that you are a sexy guitar lady with seriously rock-a-boogie intentions"

Baffling.