Tommy Alpha wrote:turd

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country"??

GAE!

You know, that's actually a bullshit, euphemized quote. His real last words were:

"It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander-in-chief."

I actually like that statement better. Kind of a "We're all good soldiers here, just doing our duty. No hard feelings" kind of thing.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Tommy Alpha wrote:nehru gandhi or nike air force ones?

Air Force One's with a Nehru collar.

Britney Spears or a can of Barbasol shaving cream?

Sock OR Muffin? wrote:<-----

A sock full of muffins, pleeeeeeeease.

Michael Jackson or a Pepsi-filled fire extinguisher?

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Tommy Alpha wrote:nehru gandhi or nike air force ones?

Air Force One's with a Nehru collar.

Good answer!

Julliette Lewis or a Burt Reynolds tax return?

Man or Astro-Man?

Mr. Chimp wrote:Julliette Lewis or a Burt Reynolds tax return?

Juliette but only if Bobby Deniro's thumb is still in her mouth.


Scooter Libby's orange jumpsuit or Ricardo Montalban's hair piece from Wrath of Khan?

Ty Webb wrote:Scooter Libby's orange jumpsuit or Ricardo Montalban's hair piece from Wrath of Khan?

Chlamydia!



John Travolta's veneers or a pair of Kirstie Alley's underpants?

itchy mcgoo wrote:John Travolta's veneers or a pair of Kirstie Alley's underpants?

ahhhh!! That ruined my day.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Ty Webb wrote:Scooter Libby's orange jumpsuit or Ricardo Montalban's hair piece from Wrath of Khan?

Chlamydia!

John Travolta's veneers or a pair of Kirstie Alley's underpants?

The boobs from Travolta's Hairspray fat suit.