And the winner is...

Jimmy Rollins
Total votes: 5 (33%)
Matt Holliday
Total votes: 7 (47%)
Prince Fielder
Total votes: 3 (20%)
Total votes: 15

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madlee wrote:
STF wrote:It should be Holliday. What hurts his chances is the lack of national attention the Rockies get.


Wha??? seems like every time I tune in fucking ESPN it's the goddamned rockies.


Yeah, lately. Ever since they've been winning every day and making up 4 games in a week.

Don't get me wrong - I'm no Rockies fan. As far as I'm concerned the only teams that matter are the Red Sox and the Yankees.
Dr. Geek wrote:I once found a soggy dollar floating in a puddle on the side of the street. I carefully picked it out of the water before it sank to the bottom. It smelled funny after it dried.

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vockins wrote:Apparently. Horse Toilet is destroying the championship round as I type, 7-1.


I seem to recall something about a t-shirt? Is there a rough sketch of a design yet?

Anyways, Utley should probably be in this discussion, too, despite his having missed some time with that unfortunate injury.

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STF wrote:
madlee wrote:
STF wrote:It should be Holliday. What hurts his chances is the lack of national attention the Rockies get.


Wha??? seems like every time I tune in fucking ESPN it's the goddamned rockies.


Yeah, lately. Ever since they've been winning every day and making up 4 games in a week.


it seems like it's been that way since the arrival of Todd Helton.

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chopjob wrote:
vockins wrote:Apparently. Horse Toilet is destroying the championship round as I type, 7-1.


I seem to recall something about a t-shirt? Is there a rough sketch of a design yet?

If I win, fuck it, I'll make shirts.

Maybe "Horse Toilet" in some turn of the century font, like Coca-Cola, with a horse head silouette on it. I'm not sure what the team colors would be. Green and orange like U of Miami or something. Old Padres colors.

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vockins wrote:
chopjob wrote:
vockins wrote:Apparently. Horse Toilet is destroying the championship round as I type, 7-1.


I seem to recall something about a t-shirt? Is there a rough sketch of a design yet?

If I win, fuck it, I'll make shirts.

Maybe "Horse Toilet" in some turn of the century font, like Coca-Cola, with a horse head silouette on it. I'm not sure what the team colors would be. Green and orange like U of Miami or something. Old Padres colors.

Make them like the Pirates' "Turn Ahead the Clock" unis, and you've got yourself a sale.

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Hexpane wrote:they really need to get rid of MLB team in a mile high zone, thats just fucking stupid and it fucks w/ the physics of the game.

Playing baseball w/ air that thin, its like Arena Football to NFL


What a stunning, and original argument. I'd love to see the research you've done to come to that conclusion.


-Jeremy
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Oof. This sentence is terrible.

As in Dale Jr.'s English Language Handbook terrible.

God, we're all fucked.

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oucheh wrote:Jake Peavy plays a whopping 33 games a year. So, using simple logic, if the Padres won every game he started, and only those games, they would win 33 games in a year. Definitely not enough to make the playoffs. He should be content to win the Cy Young.


What a stunning, and original argument. I'd love to see the research you've done to come to that conclusion.

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