space junk wrote:This thread definitely needs more stuff about not pissing on your hands.

Start around here, work your way down.

I don't think there's any problem with not washing your hands when you pee if you do what i do or something like it. I just take a piss, and don't touch anything before or after other than my zipper. That way my hands are just as they were before, so there should be no problem. Plus i wouldn't go near one of those toilet flushing handles, some guy who had just taken a huge shit could flushed it, and i wouldn't know. They always look gross to, but flushing's another subject. So as long as you didn't touch or do anything gross with your hands there shouldn't be any problem with not washing. Now on the other hand if your taking a shit, you have to wash your hands. Cuz unless you don't wipe, your hand was just near your ass which probably stinks like shit.

Plus, your penis is known to be the cleanest place on your body. Unless you have some gross sexual discease which you got from that transvestite in Bang Cock who gave you a reach around while performing bad oral on your fuck stick.

Wyle wrote:Plus, your penis is known to be the cleanest place on your body.

Well, it's not really the cleanest place on our male body but it's hard to get infection around the cock-head or the shaft.

No, I don't have a piercing there....neither I'm a fag, but I know this.

there was once a great mystery at my work when someone SHAT on the floor of one of the toilet stalls instead of taking the normal dump route.

we never did find out who the phantom shitter was either...

Normally Asian labor workers do that !

gjhardwick wrote:there was once a great mystery at my work when someone SHAT on the floor of one of the toilet stalls instead of taking the normal dump route.

we never did find out who the phantom shitter was either...

This was happening at my sister's office. IN THE LADIES TOILET. It went on for several months and involved crap being smeared over the mirrors and sinks. That's one paraphillia too far for me. Especially when the person responsible might have been female. That ladies poop is mind-blowing enough, but to think that some ladies enjoy redecorating toilets with that poop is just beyond belief.

At the shop I used to work in, somebody once took a shit on the closed lid of the toilet. I thought that was kind of witty.

I don't do it. I have to admit having "dick-hands" kinda gives me a feeling of power, especially at work.

I usually do not wash my hands. I should wash my penis because my hands are way more dirty.
I might start washing my cock in the sink at work.
I worked in a restaurant and washed my hands every time. When I am not handling food or anything I will not. I usually use my elbow or foot to flush and open the door.
I like how these people wash their hands and turn the nasty faucet off then press the diseased button on the hands dryer then go and push the A.I.D.S. door open with their "clean" hands.
Some of you will argue that you don't touch anything but the majority does this in my experience.
no thanks. I will stick to contact with my freshly showered cock only.
I will never understand the booger thing. I think its a trucker thing. I think they use a NAMBLA card to scrape them off into a bag for road munchies later. I am pretty sure what they are for. Trucker camaraderie