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iembalm wrote:We both laughed pretty good.

Laughed pretty well. My word, man. If you're going to teach your kids to swear, you might as well balance it out with correct grammar.

caix wrote:Didn't I just do that?

you have over 3000 posts. you're not new. is this the first time you've done that? if so, why? straw that broke the camel's back? rushing to protect marsup? i feel i shouldn't catch flak for following board protocol.

Last night I am sitting in my living room and I hear the Spin Doctors start playing on the TV, I get up to grab the remote to change it and my wife barges in full blast and says 'noooo! don't change it! I love this song!' in drooling tard speak. She proceeds to do her handicapped dance all around the living room, which is sort of looks like if a rabbit got shot in the leg and was running around in circles trying to get away....she does this for the duration of the song going 'yeah! yeah! I wuv da Spin Dawktows' and pumping her fists in the air.
I laughed very hard for a good hour.

trilonaut wrote:rushing to protect marsup?

HA!

I watched My friend Rick try to teach my girlfriend how to smell her own head while on mushrooms. They were bending over and standing up straight quickly and then inhaling deeply. When I started to cry I ran outside to take a break. As soon as I came back in, I heard Rick say "This fried rice is the stupidest looking thing I have ever eaten... Look at it!!!" That's when I lost my shit and laughed so hard I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital. The thought of going to the hospital while on mushrooms was frightening enough to instantly make me stop laughing. The rest of the night, if I laughed at all I would get worried.

So i come from the 'whoever is handy please shave my head w/ the clippers' school of hair styling.

My wife was cutting my hair a couple years back. just getting started she turned on the clippers and took the first swipe before she realized she had neglected to attach the little guard thing. This moved me from the "possibly in the military" look to the "hate group/cancer patient". the look on her face about 1/2 second after she realized what she did...priceless. I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as that... I did however duct tape the guard to the clippers to avoid any further such incidents.

The next day, while teaching my GED class, i told the kids my wife had done it because i spent too much time w/ them and not enough w/ her. They bought it...but then again, these are GED kids.

trilonaut wrote:

caix wrote:Didn't I just do that?

you have over 3000 posts. you're not new. is this the first time you've done that? if so, why? straw that broke the camel's back? rushing to protect marsup? i feel i shouldn't catch flak for following board protocol.

i always complain.

caix wrote:

iembalm wrote:We both laughed pretty good.

Laughed pretty well. My word, man. If you're going to teach your kids to swear, you might as well balance it out with correct grammar.

Stylistic decision. It's verbal, but not oral.

Kenny vs Spenny- Humiliation - the breath in the face routine.

iembalm wrote:Stylistic decision. It's verbal, but not oral.

You know - like phone sex.

ERawk came over to my place and rang the doorbell. I went downstairs to let her in and I didn't see her. Suddenly I heard this loud, yowling cat sound and she jumped out at me from a shadowy corner of the foyer! Scared the shit out of me.

As soon as I regained my composure, I started laughing hysterically.

But we laugh out loud quite often. Usually when watching Xavier: Renegade Angel. That show is so weird and silly.