fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:38 am
Marsupialized wrote:
american outfitters is so controversial.
american outfitters is so controversial.
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american outfitters is so controversial.
fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:46 am
ERawk wrote:enframed wrote:Marsupialized wrote:
american outfitters is so controversial.
I was thinking Abercrombie.
reminds me of the t-shirts some indians wore in england after the tube/bus bombings a couple of years ago
http://ethnicconfusionbritain.blogware.com/_photos/sikh_new.jpg
fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:51 pm
Colonel Panic wrote:The way of the lazy man to make the false Italian on the Internet:
I goes to http://babelfish.altavista.com, I writes to machine that what I wish to say, I choose "the English to Italian" and the click "Translate".
Then the copy and glue the result in the the box it called "Translate Again", I chooses "the Italian to English" and the click "Translate".
And to there you go, pretty bad false Italian.
...you right , that's the false italian.
There is a huge difference between the false italian and the fake italian.
....an example :
1) a one dollar bill in a side of a table,and a one false dollar bill
in the other side of the table:
the false dollar bill is the false italian!!
2) a one dollar bill in a side of a table and......3 quarters of dollar+
+ 2 dimes+5 cents , in the other side of the table:
the total of 100 cents, is the fake italian!!
Saluti agli amici.
IsotonaG
fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:03 pm
Ty Webb wrote: the occidental moron
i think the band, it might be nice...
fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:06 pm
user_name wrote:Ty Webb wrote: the occidental moron
i think the band, it might be nice...
it'a sound like-a radioheada' song-uh...
fake italian
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:45 pm
This thread of youtube, she is so funny.
If you allow the indulge of me for moment, I have this episode of six separated degrees:
I work on these shoots of photo, and she is crazy sometimes, all the work. Most of my co-workers, they are of the punk school, these mens. We travel a lot, and when all of us are together, weeks of a time, away from home and girlfriend, times it dementia, you know.
This summer, we work of 2 weeks in Hamptons of NY. Very rich, these place. Some asshole of there, too, with too much money making them think crazy, like, "you no walk there, on my floor, it is rich, the floor." Why fuck have a floor with no chance to walk? Crazy from money, this one.
So, my friend, he starts to pretend he is Mexican. He is driving a van with full of rugs. He starts to call of himself, "The Rug Mang" and refer to his van as "My Rug Vang." It was stupid, this talk, but it ease of the pain. So, we all assholes start to do it. First, only when we are at the truck, as our little secret. Then, it start to creep onto the set and Director of Art and Stylist Head and Photographer would hear us. They not find it funny, as much, but fuck it, we did anyway. Before long, it was everywhere, the truck, the set, dinner, lunch, over the walkie-talkies, everywhere...
"Hey my frang, help me lift this rug, mang. I ain't strong, you understang? I can't lift this thang. My back get sprang. It's great pang."
Two weeks of this, everyone hate us with the passion. But funny is the thing, everyone started to get sick with the Mexican accent, too. Is funny, when you see Director of Art (Mr. Gay Sophisticate) catch himself accidentally calling you "mang." Is funny, he wants to be gay mad, but instead he is gay joy. Whole set, she breaks from laughter.
So I watch this video of youtube, and she reminds me of my co-workers and I with this accent of Mexico. I send them email of "hey mang, check this out."
And one of these friends, she is of Stylist Fashion, one who started to hate us from the voice but eventually could talk only in our broken Manglish by the end. She writes back, and says:
"i know the aforementioned
mang Agostino. I stayed at his casa in Sicilia years ago while
backpackang with a girl frang. Then she fell in love with his frang and i
returned for a weddang on mt. etnang. and this day, she was truly a
beautiful flower."
She is small world, no? Is Beautiful, no? This fake languages of Italia and Mexi-slang, she does good for hearts.
If you allow the indulge of me for moment, I have this episode of six separated degrees:
I work on these shoots of photo, and she is crazy sometimes, all the work. Most of my co-workers, they are of the punk school, these mens. We travel a lot, and when all of us are together, weeks of a time, away from home and girlfriend, times it dementia, you know.
This summer, we work of 2 weeks in Hamptons of NY. Very rich, these place. Some asshole of there, too, with too much money making them think crazy, like, "you no walk there, on my floor, it is rich, the floor." Why fuck have a floor with no chance to walk? Crazy from money, this one.
So, my friend, he starts to pretend he is Mexican. He is driving a van with full of rugs. He starts to call of himself, "The Rug Mang" and refer to his van as "My Rug Vang." It was stupid, this talk, but it ease of the pain. So, we all assholes start to do it. First, only when we are at the truck, as our little secret. Then, it start to creep onto the set and Director of Art and Stylist Head and Photographer would hear us. They not find it funny, as much, but fuck it, we did anyway. Before long, it was everywhere, the truck, the set, dinner, lunch, over the walkie-talkies, everywhere...
"Hey my frang, help me lift this rug, mang. I ain't strong, you understang? I can't lift this thang. My back get sprang. It's great pang."
Two weeks of this, everyone hate us with the passion. But funny is the thing, everyone started to get sick with the Mexican accent, too. Is funny, when you see Director of Art (Mr. Gay Sophisticate) catch himself accidentally calling you "mang." Is funny, he wants to be gay mad, but instead he is gay joy. Whole set, she breaks from laughter.
So I watch this video of youtube, and she reminds me of my co-workers and I with this accent of Mexico. I send them email of "hey mang, check this out."
And one of these friends, she is of Stylist Fashion, one who started to hate us from the voice but eventually could talk only in our broken Manglish by the end. She writes back, and says:
"i know the aforementioned
mang Agostino. I stayed at his casa in Sicilia years ago while
backpackang with a girl frang. Then she fell in love with his frang and i
returned for a weddang on mt. etnang. and this day, she was truly a
beautiful flower."
She is small world, no? Is Beautiful, no? This fake languages of Italia and Mexi-slang, she does good for hearts.
fake italian
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:39 am
[quote="Marsupialized"]Describe this picture using only fake Italian
This picture reminds that...
"Life,through her daily performances,
is always generous to the citizens of the human jungle"
What's in the picture is a gift of Life,an opportunity;
"...and an opportunity is like a cup of water,so easy to get only
if you understand the true value of it".
"Here is a piece of true,natural Art;
Michelangelo shaped the matter,giving texture and intensity,
Caravaggio coloured it,making the matter palpable,true and tangible,
Stradivari brushed bergamot,jasmine,olive,lavender,eucalyptus,sunflower
in a mixture prepared and percolated at the dusk,making the matter
a playable and precious instrument endowed with an unmatched sound and a rare sensitivity.
If we know how to countervail the rational,physical,emotional elements
we'll be able to preserve the subject as a piece of Art,
discovering delights,playfulness,music,pride and joy,all in a moment
that we'll remember in an entire Life,pushing happiness
over the clouds,where the sun always shines;
If we don't...well..let's just innocently watch it or..let's forget about it,
unless we want to collect one of the hardest time of an entire Life.
It's like having a bottle of southern-sicilian red wine:
-if we drink it gulping down , we'll be heavily drunk;
-if we shake it too fast,it will become a super strong vinegar;
-if we drink it slowly,in a glass at the time,talking,snacking,
we'll be smiley,nice and pleasing,enjoying and honouring the moment.
Baciamo le mani.
IsotonaG
This picture reminds that...
"Life,through her daily performances,
is always generous to the citizens of the human jungle"
What's in the picture is a gift of Life,an opportunity;
"...and an opportunity is like a cup of water,so easy to get only
if you understand the true value of it".
"Here is a piece of true,natural Art;
Michelangelo shaped the matter,giving texture and intensity,
Caravaggio coloured it,making the matter palpable,true and tangible,
Stradivari brushed bergamot,jasmine,olive,lavender,eucalyptus,sunflower
in a mixture prepared and percolated at the dusk,making the matter
a playable and precious instrument endowed with an unmatched sound and a rare sensitivity.
If we know how to countervail the rational,physical,emotional elements
we'll be able to preserve the subject as a piece of Art,
discovering delights,playfulness,music,pride and joy,all in a moment
that we'll remember in an entire Life,pushing happiness
over the clouds,where the sun always shines;
If we don't...well..let's just innocently watch it or..let's forget about it,
unless we want to collect one of the hardest time of an entire Life.
It's like having a bottle of southern-sicilian red wine:
-if we drink it gulping down , we'll be heavily drunk;
-if we shake it too fast,it will become a super strong vinegar;
-if we drink it slowly,in a glass at the time,talking,snacking,
we'll be smiley,nice and pleasing,enjoying and honouring the moment.
Baciamo le mani.
IsotonaG
fake italian
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:42 am
Describe this picture using only fake Italian
This picture reminds that...
"Life,through her daily performances,
is always generous to the citizens of the human jungle"
What's in the picture is a gift of Life,an opportunity;
"...and an opportunity is like a cup of water,so easy to get only
if you understand the true value of it".
"Here is a piece of true,natural Art;
Michelangelo shaped the matter,giving texture and intensity,
Caravaggio coloured it,making the matter palpable,true and tangible,
Stradivari brushed bergamot,jasmine,olive,lavender,eucalyptus,sunflower
in a mixture prepared and percolated at the dusk,making the matter
a playable and precious instrument endowed with an unmatched sound and a rare sensitivity.
If we know how to countervail the rational,physical,emotional elements
we'll be able to preserve the subject as a piece of Art,
discovering delights,playfulness,music,pride and joy,all in a moment
that we'll remember in an entire Life,pushing happiness
over the clouds,where the sun always shines;
If we don't...well..let's just innocently watch it or..let's forget about it,
unless we want to collect one of the hardest time of an entire Life.
It's like having a bottle of southern-sicilian red wine:
-if we drink it gulping down , we'll be heavily drunk;
-if we shake it too fast,it will become a super strong vinegar;
-if we drink it slowly,in a glass at the time,talking,snacking,
we'll be smiley,nice and pleasing,enjoying and honouring the moment.
Baciamo le mani.
IsotonaG
This picture reminds that...
"Life,through her daily performances,
is always generous to the citizens of the human jungle"
What's in the picture is a gift of Life,an opportunity;
"...and an opportunity is like a cup of water,so easy to get only
if you understand the true value of it".
"Here is a piece of true,natural Art;
Michelangelo shaped the matter,giving texture and intensity,
Caravaggio coloured it,making the matter palpable,true and tangible,
Stradivari brushed bergamot,jasmine,olive,lavender,eucalyptus,sunflower
in a mixture prepared and percolated at the dusk,making the matter
a playable and precious instrument endowed with an unmatched sound and a rare sensitivity.
If we know how to countervail the rational,physical,emotional elements
we'll be able to preserve the subject as a piece of Art,
discovering delights,playfulness,music,pride and joy,all in a moment
that we'll remember in an entire Life,pushing happiness
over the clouds,where the sun always shines;
If we don't...well..let's just innocently watch it or..let's forget about it,
unless we want to collect one of the hardest time of an entire Life.
It's like having a bottle of southern-sicilian red wine:
-if we drink it gulping down , we'll be heavily drunk;
-if we shake it too fast,it will become a super strong vinegar;
-if we drink it slowly,in a glass at the time,talking,snacking,
we'll be smiley,nice and pleasing,enjoying and honouring the moment.
Baciamo le mani.
IsotonaG