Josef K wrote:

Josef K wrote:Forehead to the bridge of the nose.

If you hit the spot, the fight is over.

drive their septum into their brain and you'll have a corpse on your hands.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Headbutts?

More.

awesome.

This, gentlemen, is not a magic spell that drops men to their knees. It occasionally makes someone mad enough to kill you and just breaks their nose, or worse, gives them a bloody nose and a big numb spot right where you want to hit them.

Don't walk into a fight thinking this will end it, as it may make someone mad enough to pick up a chair leg, pool cue, tire iron, etc, and kill you. KILL you.

See, it's a popular myth that this is a killing blow. If it is, it's only RARELY, but it will be perceived by the victim as a murder attempt, and therefore just cause to KILL YOU.

Please read that paragraph again.

Chair, steak knife, F-150, .38 special= these are all acceptable retaliations to someone trying to kill you, and this is how your "secret weapon" head butt will be perceived by the recipient.

dontfeartheringo wrote:This, gentlemen, is not a magic spell that drops men to their knees. It occasionally makes someone mad enough to kill you and just breaks their nose, or worse, gives them a bloody nose and a big numb spot right where you want to hit them.

Don't walk into a fight thinking this will end it, as it may make someone mad enough to pick up a chair leg, pool cue, MR.Tire Iron, etc, and kill you. KILL you.

See, it's a popular myth that this is a killing blow. If it is, it's only RARELY, but it will be perceived by the victim as a murder attempt, and therefore just cause to KILL YOU.

Please read that paragraph again.

Chair, steak knife, F-150, .38 special= these are all acceptable retaliations to someone trying to kill you, and this is how your "secret weapon" head butt will be perceived by the recipient.

FYP

Yes. I agree with all of this. It's an ill-advised maneuver. Very amateurish. It rarely has the desired result and someone will kill you. There will be a good two seconds of an "I can't believe that didn't work" look on your face, and that's plenty of time for the other guy to fuck you up, purely out of contempt for your failed bullshit.

Personally, I know my head is too big and fat to achieve the desired speed necessary to deliver a quality blow, therefore I would never try. Besides, nothing, NOTHING looks stupider than missing with a head butt. Strike one!

if you ever played soccer, it's the part of the head you'd butt the ball with, like was said, the curve just above the forehead...

the headbutt, the only time i used it, worked perfectly.

but a couple things about that fight: 1. i was in close. 2. already had the victims wrists in my hands. 3. it was the first "punch" thrown.

it's not a particularly good move on a guy taller than you. it's not a good move if you're still at arm's length. it's not good if you're not quick enough to use it right.

works best of you have their arms out of the way or their ears in your hands.

that damned fly wrote:the headbutt, the only time i used it, worked perfectly.

but a couple things about that fight: 1. i was in close. 2. already had the victims wrists in my hands. 3. it was the first "punch" thrown.

it's not a particularly good move on a guy taller than you. it's not a good move if you're still at arm's length. it's not good if you're not quick enough to use it right.

works best when grandma think she's getting a little kiss.

FYP.

Really settles the argument about "going into a home" quickly.

My daughter tried this move on me yesterday. She is seven months old. It didn't bother me much, but I hated to see her crying. Since then, she's gone back to her old standbys: the kick to the chin, the hairpull, the ear pull, the nose twist, the lip grab, the face scratch, the eye gouge, and her combination move where she grabs a handful of hair, pulls your head down close enough to grab another handful with the other hand, then uses both hands to bring your face down to her chest and kicks you in the throat.

She is my Ultimate Fighting Baby.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:My daughter tried this move on me yesterday. She is seven months old. It didn't bother me much, but I hated to see her crying. Since then, she's gone back to her old standbys: the kick to the chin, the hairpull, the ear pull, the nose twist, the lip grab, the face scratch, the eye gouge, and her combination move where she grabs a handful of hair, pulls your head down close enough to grab another handful with the other hand, then uses both hands to bring your face down to her chest and kicks you in the throat.

She is my Ultimate Fighting Baby.

kids are awesome, it's amazing they let us live.

Spoke wrote:
kids are awesome, it's amazing they let us live.

If I stop posting all of a sudden, it's because she's figured out how to make her own bottle and has no further need of me.



Bruiser.