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JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

26 by Heeby Jeeby_Archive
I had never heard of Juggalos before. I don't have a camera but my face is somewhere between this :shock: and this :smt017

I am truly amazed. Or shocked. Or both.

DrAwkward wrote:
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Surely this wins the 'Stating the Fucking Obvious Belt Buckle of the Year Award' no?

Someone tell me more about juggalos. Are they all white? Overweight? Suburban? Rich? Poor? Is this the only band they listen to or is there more? Any chance this is is a giant ruse?

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

27 by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
some fan site wrote:WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE...
1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool"

2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe

3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else

4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down

5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt

6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette

7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe

8)you do NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else

9)you are ALLOWED to like other music and still be a juggalo

10) beating people up and claiming juggalo ONLY for that purpose does NOT make you a juggalo

11)claiming juggalette and being a whore beacause you think thats what juggalettes are does NOT make you a juggalette

12)just because you have 50 psychopathic cd's does NOT make you a juggalo

13)hearing ONE psychopathic song does NOT make you a juggalo

13)just because youve been to a psychopathic concert does NOT make you a juggalo

14)being a groupie DOES NOT make you a juggalette, just a band slut

15)you dont even HAVE to own ANYTHING psychopathic to be a juggalo

16)claiming juggalo around your friends and NOT around your parents/teachers/peers does NOT make you a true juggalo, just a coward

17)you CAN be a juggalo and like eminem

18)having more juggalo friends than someone else does NOT make you more of a juggalo

19)talking about killing people does NOT make you more of a juggalo

20)and finnaly, i dont care WHO the fuck you are... if you say youve been "jumped into the juggalos" you are fuckin ignorant and dont know what the carnival is really about. getting beaten up by juggalos because they say thats what makes you down,they arent fuckin juggalos and neither are you.



And...

The Golden Rule
DON'T BE A FUCKING RETARD.


golden, indeed.

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

28 by Mandroid20_Archive
Heeby Jeeby wrote:Someone tell me more about juggalos. Are they all white? Overweight? Suburban? Rich? Poor? Is this the only band they listen to or is there more? Any chance this is is a giant ruse?


Imagine what would happen if hip-hop/rap culture, trailer trash culture, and gamer culture intersected. That gives you a pretty good idea of what the average Juggalo is like. Imagine Kid Rock with face paint and a Warcraft addiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo2SW1UmfEE

They are mostly hefty or obese from eating crappy processed food and drinking Faygo as well as from spending large amounts of time stoned and sitting in front of a television or computer, wear XXL clothing or stuff that looks like it was scraped from the bargain rack at Goodwill, typically tend to be from backgrounds that are suburban or rural but from lower or lower-middle class families, poor because it's tough to get a decent job when you look like a Juggalo, and usually have the worst hair and fashion sense plausible even when they aren't playing Juggalo dress up.

Unfortunately, they are very real. I have run into them in the real world before. I fear that two of my cousins identify themselves as Juggalos, though I don't ask because I'd rather not know for sure.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

29 by Wood Goblin_Archive
tallchris wrote:Lynden is about 20 miles north of Bellingham.

That they stole stuff from people blows. But that they changed their names to "David Sadistic Juggalo" and "Lance Blaze Juggalo" is very, very funny.


I'll add to this that Lynden is (or at least was) also an extremely conservative town more or less run by the Dutch Reform Church. Think of the town in Footloose--it's a bit like that. The town made the national news in the mid-90s when the school district banned the novel A Thousand Acres because of a few pages of sex. Was the novel being taught in school? No. It appeared on a recommended reading list for AP seniors who had read King Lear. It's kind of a fucked up place.

There used to be a psychedelic cafe there owned by a Vietnam vet that was open from 6:00 AM to midnight. The vet was the only employee. I'm not sure if words can do this place justice.
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