242sumner wrote:It's called bidet. My bathroom has one.
I undrerstand most you North Americans (us) are not very familiar with It, which is a shame and not very civilised if you ask me. :P

I know what the damn it's called, and I wish we had them here.

242sumner wrote:It's called bidet. My bathroom has one.
I undrerstand most you North Americans (us) are not very familiar with It, which is a shame and not very civilised if you ask me.

What's civilized about washing your ass without the rest of the body? Unnecessary toys.

I thought those things were for Muslims to wash their food in or something

not crap. i piss in the sinks of people who've bugged me. sometimes on the floor.

don't bug me.

that damned fly wrote:not crap. i piss in the sinks of people who've bugged me. sometimes on the floor.

don't bug me.

I'd normally piss in the hallway.

that damned fly wrote:not crap. i piss in the sinks of people who've bugged me. sometimes on the floor.

don't bug me.

You really wanna get someone piss in their washing machine and dryer.
A dog turd, dirty diaper or a dirty pan of kitty litter work just as well.

If you do the kitty litter, they will have to buy new ones. No way to get it all out. So save that for someone who really deserves it.

Marsupialized wrote:

that damned fly wrote:not crap. i piss in the sinks of people who've bugged me. sometimes on the floor.

don't bug me.

You really wanna get someone piss in their washing machine and dryer.
A dog turd, dirty diaper or a dirty pan of kitty litter work just as well.

If you do the kitty litter, they will have to buy new ones. No way to get it all out. So save that for someone who really deserves it.

*noted*

time and motion/energy conservation - lets me clean my teeth and have a piss at the same time. also less problems with inaccurate urine placement while intoxicated. so..

NOT CRAP

242sumner wrote:It's called bidet.

We know what a fucking bidet is, you wad.

242sumner wrote:My bathroom has one.

Congrats!

242sumner wrote:I undrerstand most you North Americans (us) are not very familiar with It, which is a shame and not very civilised if you ask me.

I don't think you undrerstand.

My wife caught me sleep pissing on the bedroom wall once.

I sometimes go out of my way to piss in places I shouldn't despite the fact that there is usually a toilet nearby.