Sorry, no photo but ... there's a guy who bicycles around Strasbourg with his shirt off who's entire back is covered by a portrait of Jean-Michel Jarre playing one of those guitar-shaped keybaords. Hands up who wants to see him trouserless?

mind blown.

vockins wrote:The Anderson Cooper tattoo isn't in the top (bottom?) 10 of the bad tattoos in the bad tattoos thread.

It isn't even in the top 10 of bad tattoos among people I hang out with at least once a month.

Sir, you are incorrect. If you mean to drop something as profound as the idea that something can be worse than an ANDERSON COOPER tattoo, I demand proof or a detailed description.

THIS PERSON HAS A FUCKING TATTOO OF ANDERFUCKINGSON FUCKING COOPER.

yeah....... it's an anderson cooper tattoo......... not really poorly done..........

is it axiomatic at this point to just say that the gin and tacos dude has built up in his own mind the degree to which getting an anderson cooper tattoo is a decision which is 'bad'?

doesn't deserve it's own thread and the thread should be killed. someone remove it please. i'd like to talk about the paver stones i just laid in my back yard and the raised bed i've got happening. stop boring me.

love,
nc

By bumping it off of page 3 and back up to the top, you clearly furthered your goal of killing the thread.

Top work.

ginandtacos.com wrote:Sir, you are incorrect. If you mean to drop something as profound as the idea that something can be worse than an ANDERSON COOPER tattoo, I demand proof or a detailed description.

off the top of my head:

1. Alien in front of Giza holding smoking 9mm pistol - about thirty different colors, covered entire left forearm

2. masterbating Taz with penis that appears to make up 1/3 of total body mass, face "looks like he just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar" - 4"x4" on left chest

3. ejaculating penis with "#1 Dicksucker" script - about 6"x6" above left breast

4. Morton's Salt girl w/ umbrella, but squatting and pissing with "when it rains, it pours"

I have been humbled.

vockins wrote:

ginandtacos.com wrote:Sir, you are incorrect. If you mean to drop something as profound as the idea that something can be worse than an ANDERSON COOPER tattoo, I demand proof or a detailed description.

off the top of my head:

1. Alien in front of Giza holding smoking 9mm pistol - about thirty different colors, covered entire left forearm

2. masterbating Taz with penis that appears to make up 1/3 of total body mass, face "looks like he just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar" - 4"x4" on left chest

3. ejaculating penis with "#1 Dicksucker" script - about 6"x6" above left breast

4. Morton's Salt girl w/ umbrella, but squatting and pissing with "when it rains, it pours"

This entire blog trumps all the bad tattoos: http://www.knuckletattoos.com

Here's a few treats:

That Diet Coke tattoo is fucking awesome.

Not even close.