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I'm not claiming to be the first to do this, but I once mixed vodka & Dr. Pepper and dubbed it a Dr. Vremya.

You spelled "cock" wrong.

Campari and soda if you want to be Italian.

Absolut Mandarin Cosmo if you want to be gay.

Mojito if you want to be trendy and live in California and think it's still the 90's.

Red wine and Coke if you want to be young and Spanish.

Wet Vodka Martini or a Manhattan if you want to be and old woman.

Long Island if you want to be an idiot.

Mint Julep if you want to bet on abused horses and wear stupid floppy hats.

Courvoisier if you want to be a wannabe pimp.

I could go on and on with bartender bigotry, but my suggestion would be to stick with vodka tonics.

Oh, and never drink rail gin.

Cheers...

nihil wrote:Long Island if you want to be an idiot

agreed

nihil wrote:Red wine and Coke if you want to be young and Spanish.

No shit? That sound terrible.

Maurice wrote:

I'd suggest Barry Phipps or Mark Greenberg, but I know a lot of people are into Archer Prewitt.

I was coming here to make this joke.

Mayfair play, Maurice!

The Manhattan is my fave.

John George Peppers wrote:agreed

nihil wrote:Red wine and Coke if you want to be young and Spanish.

No shit? That sound terrible.

No shit: calimocho

An old girlfriend of mine came up with Gatorade and vodka. Bad name, but we use to call them Alley Gators. Drank them for years.


They've got electrolytes!

When I went to bartending school we had to come up with our own drink for the final and have people rate it.
My was The Velvet Ape

Grape Kool Aide, Orange Juice, Sour mix, two shots of White Rum, a quarter shot of Everclear, Quarter shot of Cointreau, topped with 151 and a splash of Cherry Coke.

Went over huge.

Flaming Moe

* 1 oz. Brandy
* 1/2 oz. Blackberry Liqueur
* 1 oz. Creme de Menthe
* 1 oz. Pineapple Juice
* 1 oz. Sloe Gin
* 2 tbsp. Grape Cough Syrup (Krusty Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup)

The bloody mary. Nothing's better than a good bloody mary.