Adult breastfeeding

Crap
Total votes: 8 (50%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 8 (50%)
Total votes: 16

Beverage: Breastmilk

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Pibroch wrote:I've been squirted before. It does not taste good.


It depends on what they've been eating.

My ex-wife squirted some of that shit in my mouth while I was taking a nap. I woke up disoriented. She continued while I was trying to get my bearings, her maniacly laughting while drenching me with pregnant chick juice. Odd duck she.

It was almost coconutty if I remember correctly. She was a vegetarian so that may explain it.
Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental

Beverage: Breastmilk

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Mammothiphallitron wrote:Any info on this?


Interesting. I started having neurological symptoms maybe 3 months after this incident that wound up being the first phase of multiple sclerosis. Cool, one more reason to hate the ex.

On a serious note, I have not heard that.
Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental

Beverage: Breastmilk

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aen wrote:I heard it makes you crave the flavors of pussy and sour cream at the same time.


That would be yeast infection. I would pay for a bottle of yeast infection-flavored syrup. Then you could make snow-cones for unwanted guests.
Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental

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