Frank Decent wrote:Happy birthday. I'd send a picture full of comedy but they always end up as small white squares with an x in the left corner. Here's a limerick instead:

On day one and ninety one
That the earth is circling the sun
We wake up and say
"Hey, happy birthday"
And we hope that Tipcat has some fun

BadComrade wrote:

charliedon'tsurf wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

Yeah happy birthday, but what the fuck are those mammals? Ferrets? Otters? Weasels? Anybody know as I am now intrigued?

Baby otters.

Пусть бегут неуклюже wrote:
Poost begoot neooklyooshee
Peshehodee po loosham
A voda po asfaltoo rekoi
Ee neyasno prohosheem
V etot dyen nepogoshee
pochemoo ya vesyolee takoi

Chorus: sing twice

A ya eegrayoo na garmoshkye
Oo prohosheekh na veedoo
K soshaleneeyoo dyen roshdneeya
Tolko raz v godoo

Preeleteet vdroog volshebneek
V golubom vertolyote
I besplatno pokashet keeno
S dnyom roshdenya pozdraveet
Ee naverno ostaveet
Mne v podarok pyatsot eskeemo

[and the chorus again]


Translation:

So what if (Literally 'Let') pedestrians run
clumsily through puddles
and water is flowing along the asphalt like a river.
It's unclear to the passers-by
On this horrible (from the point of view of weather) day
Why I am so happy (merry).

I am playing the accordion.
In front of (in the sight of) the passers-by
Unfortunately, my birthday
Is only once a year.
(Repeat the last two lines)

And suddenly a magician will arrive
In his blue helicopter
And he will show me a movie for free.
He'll congratulate me on my birthday
And, perhaps, he'll leave me a present:
Five hundred ice-creams