What is your favorite word? Boobies

What is your least favorite word? Low-Carb

What turns you on? Petite-ness, teasing (but still delivering)

What turns you off? Mood Swings

What sound do you love? My 21-month old daughter yelling "Whaaattt?"

What sound or noise do you hate? All Radio except NPR

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Blacksmith

What profession would you not like to participate in? Mortgage Broker

What is your favorite curseword? Cocksucker

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Look, I know you were a hell of a nice guy and you still got screwed alot. I'm here to make it up to you for eternity.