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Heeby Jeeby wrote:

h8 m0dems wrote:

...kind of look like a cock too.

Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.

how do you like my decorative collar?

kookooburra sits on the old cum tree!

h8 m0dems wrote:

Heeby Jeeby wrote:

h8 m0dems wrote:

...kind of look like a cock too.

Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.

how do you like my decorative collar?

I put a cape around mine too, and tell whoever may experience it that it's 'super'.

cjh wrote:...lovely old tree.

It smells of spunk!

I've just been out to post a letter and was caught off guard by its startling aroma. It's a very common species I'm sure. What is it, botanists of the PRF? Why does it reek of man-jizz?

santa barbara city college has one of those spunk smelling trees. i remember sitting under it one day for some shade when a female friend of mine walked up and made note of the scent. i raised an eyebrow.

Spunk smells? I've been manufacturing my own fluid for some years now and have never noticed any kind of scent.

Am I weird? If so, good.

I want to know why most of you are nose deep in a puddle of cum.

Sorry guys.

I guess that mess from when your mom gave me the over-the-pants handy isn't going to clean itself.

h8 m0dems wrote:

Heeby Jeeby wrote:

h8 m0dems wrote:

...kind of look like a cock too.

Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.

how do you like my decorative collar?

your decorative collar looks more like a badminton birdy to me.

get some lotion on that foreskin yo...that's mad porous!

This is fascinating.

Does anyone know if there is maybe a shrub that smells like quim? We could start a sex garden.