Covering the seat is...

Crap. I'll let my butt touch anything.
Total votes: 12 (57%)
Not Crap. No cover, no poop.
Total votes: 9 (43%)
Total votes: 21

Precaution: Covering the Toilet Seat

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B_M_L wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:I carry anti-bacterial gel that I wipe seats with first.


Last year I was in Copenhagen at a little restaurant outside the city centre. It was small and untidy – you sort of have to sit amongst the owner/chefs wine collection. Jens, the chef likes to come out a greet customers – shake your hand, cheek-kiss your lady friend a few times etc. It’s really a fantastic place.

We were just starting our meal and a couple of tourist came in – by tourist I mean dressed like tourists – polyester all weather pants, sandals, fleece tops, camera. They were struggling to find the menu etc. Jens came and talked to them a little to explain how the place works – shook their hands and left. As he left there was an overwhelming smell of antiseptic – really nasty strong bleach smell. I turned around to see them both slathering themselves with anti-bac’ hand cleanser.

It was embarrassing. You could sense the locals thinking – do they think the chef is dirty? Do they think the restaurant is dirty? Are we dirty? Everyone was turned to watch them.

Bear in mind this is Copenhagen – not some bug infested third world country. I hate that gel stuff.


That's just plain rude. I'd have served them up downstairs meatballs in return.

I use the gel spray when I leave the underground too. The shit I've seen (and experienced) on public transport would be enough for the average person to want to carry around a canister of cool, cleansing napalm.
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Wow, a lot of people with a lot of serious fucking hang-ups.

If theres piss on the toilet seat, wad up a big big of paper and wipe the fucker off. If theres shit on the toilet seat, marvel at the idiocy of the scumbag before you and find another throne.

Touch whatever you need to touch and then wash your hands well afterwards. You will never stop germs and bacteria from getting on to your hands, your mickey, your arse, your face, your nose etc.

If this is a problem may I suggest an alternative way of living that might suit...

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You'd have to roll around in your own faeces and urine but at least its your faeces and urine, right?

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Rimbaud III wrote:
B_M_L wrote:...Bear in mind this is Copenhagen – not some bug infested third world country. I hate that gel stuff.


That's just plain rude. I'd have served them up downstairs meatballs in return.


I didn't mean to imply you'd be that rude with your anti-bac gel Rimbaud. You do surprise me though.

The first time I went to Thailand - at this stage I'd only ever been overseas once - and that was to the UK - I took those handy wipe steriliser things. I was going to avoid getting ill. It lasted about a day before I just gave up and took my chances. You are just being asulted by bacteria all the time - it's best just to get over it and used to it - nothing is that bad... and if it is large swathes of the population would be being hospitalised.

The only time I've ever got sick travelling or here was from getting drunk and eating something that in a sober state I would normally avoid at all cost. Damn you dodgy camden kebabs!

I also got sick from a concoction of pigs blood and arak... but seriously - what was I thinking!

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Rimbaud III wrote:
B_M_L wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:I carry anti-bacterial gel that I wipe seats with first.


Last year I was in Copenhagen at a little restaurant outside the city centre. It was small and untidy – you sort of have to sit amongst the owner/chefs wine collection. Jens, the chef likes to come out a greet customers – shake your hand, cheek-kiss your lady friend a few times etc. It’s really a fantastic place.

We were just starting our meal and a couple of tourist came in – by tourist I mean dressed like tourists – polyester all weather pants, sandals, fleece tops, camera. They were struggling to find the menu etc. Jens came and talked to them a little to explain how the place works – shook their hands and left. As he left there was an overwhelming smell of antiseptic – really nasty strong bleach smell. I turned around to see them both slathering themselves with anti-bac’ hand cleanser.

It was embarrassing. You could sense the locals thinking – do they think the chef is dirty? Do they think the restaurant is dirty? Are we dirty? Everyone was turned to watch them.

Bear in mind this is Copenhagen – not some bug infested third world country. I hate that gel stuff.


That's just plain rude. I'd have served them up downstairs meatballs in return.

I use the gel spray when I leave the underground too. The shit I've seen (and experienced) on public transport would be enough for the average person to want to carry around a canister of cool, cleansing napalm.


I think the air on the underground is way worse. You should invest in a hazchem suit. and a shotgun. you would rule as that guy.
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B_M_L wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:
B_M_L wrote:...Bear in mind this is Copenhagen – not some bug infested third world country. I hate that gel stuff.


That's just plain rude. I'd have served them up downstairs meatballs in return.


I didn't mean to imply you'd be that rude with your anti-bac gel Rimbaud. You do surprise me though.


Huh? How so? Have my smutty posts really given the impression that I'm a filthy tramp? You're right, I am, but only in the sense that I'm a pervert with a schoolboy obsession with all things immature.

I freely admit that I have an overly cautious approach to cleanliness, and yes, it's borderline obsessive-compulsive. It's just that other people are so fucking dirty. My daily commute only serves to reinforce this opinion.

You're all nasty.
Stockhausen!

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Rimbaud III wrote:Huh? How so? Have my smutty posts really given the impression that I'm a filthy tramp?


Actually your posts – including the dirdy humour make me think you’re a pretty normal, intelligent, balanced person living in a big smelly city. The compulsive ‘gelling’ is at odds with that.

If you’ve got to have a habit (or compulsion) it’s not such a bad thing to have though.

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B_M_L wrote:
Rimbaud III wrote:Huh? How so? Have my smutty posts really given the impression that I'm a filthy tramp?


Actually your posts – including the dirdy humour make me think you’re a pretty normal, intelligent, balanced person living in a big smelly city. The compulsive ‘gelling’ is at odds with that.

If you’ve got to have a habit (or compulsion) it’s not such a bad thing to have though.


Sometimes, I am compelled to smell panties.

[quietly leaves the room]
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